[karasawr]

Nighttime arrangements

[sargent-major-jane]

TRC and AFTG being opposites (because everyone is always talking about how they’re the same)

Gansey: *obsessively searches for Raven King bc he loves him*

Kevin: *flees from Raven King in terror*

—

Neil: *runs away from abusive father*

Everyone: okay you can stop running now

Adam: *refuses to run away from abusive father*

Everyone: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN PLEASE JUST GO

—

Andrew: *shows no emotion*

Ronan: *shows every emotion at once*

—

Kevin: you all SUCK. I have literally NEVER met ANYONE as COMPLETELY WORTHLESS as you LOSERS. You can’t do ANYTHING. *generally cuts no one any slack*

Gansey: you’re all so amazing I support you even when you’re being stupid. You matter. we matter. *cuts everyone too much slack to the point of being an enabler*

—

Adam: *desperately wants to be his own man*

Neil: *desperately wants to not have to be his own man*

—

Adults in aftg: please be friends. damn it, they’re trying to kill each other again.

Adults in trc: please do not be friends. damn it, they’re being friends again.

—

Neil: *has a stash of over a million dollars hidden pretty safely*

Adam: *has basically no money and keeps what he does have in a cereal box*

—

Sibling bonding in trc: *sitting on roof peacefully looking at sunset* here have glowing ball of light I made. it’s called an ORBMASTER. All caps. You are now an ORBMASTER.

Sibling bonding in aftg: *straight-up murders brother’s abuser to save him*

—

Adam in any situation: *says nothing, stays out of it*

Gansey: Adam, it’s very hard being the lone enforcer

Neil in every interview: hi. hi, there. i’m not here to pick a fight or anything but riKO SUCKS HE’S WORTHLESS AND WE’LL PROVE IT TO YOU IN FINALS ASSHOLE

Wymack: *facepalms*

Kevin: do you actually want all of us to die

—

Gansey: I understand I have to die to save the others. This is okay.

Kevin: *has a panic attack every time he sees Riko, is 49% fear and 51% exy*

—

Kavinsky: *dies*

Gangsey (except Adam who at this point is too psychic-whacked-out to feel emotions): *feel kinda bad*

Riko: *dies*

Foxes: *throw an actual party*

—

TRC: *Robert Parrish attacks Adam* *Whelk attacks Gansey* *Gray Man attacks Declan* *Kavinsky attacks literally everyone* *possessed Noah attacks Blue* *possessed Adam attacks Ronan*

Everyone: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Aftg: *literally anyone attacks literally anyone else*

Everyone: lol what else is new

[pitchpatronus]

❤️

[queerbookmemes]

A brief summary of Henry and Alex’s conversation That Night at Kensington

[rabus]

everyone is posting their pieces for the aftg tarot card zine so here’s mine! my card was ‘the sun’ so i drew the bright future we all know they are going to have ☀️🦊 

[rosebudbasilton]

neil: math major

andrew and kevin: (alledgedly) can count

[allforthecourtt]

kevin must have a lot of back pain from carrying the entire sport of exy on his shoulders for so long

[03482-deactivated20220121]

THIS KING’S RULED LONG ENOUGH—IT’S TIME TO TEAR HIS CASTLE DOWN.

[sixinsultsago]

half of andrew’s animosity towards jean moreau is because jean is his biggest competition as renee’s gay best friend siri send the fucking tweet

[sixinsultsago]

jean: I’ll always be thankful to renee for saving me from the depths and also giving me some cool knives to comfort me in the dark

andrew, swinging around furiously: you gave him KNIVES??? how many do you even OWN!!!

[sixinsultsago]

renee: neither of you are my best friend. that’s allison

andrew: your best friend can’t be the person you’re dating that’s embarrassing

jean, who is also dating his closest friend: isn’t that what you’re doing with neil??? hmmmmm

[willskempen]

“So are you completely off-limits or are there any safe zones?”

 “What are you hoping for, coordinates?”

“I’m hoping to know where the lines are before I cross them,” Neil said.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

simon snow and alex claremont-diaz both be like. there's this boy. and he's absolutely beautiful. i stare at him for hours. he has xx hair and xx eyes and is xx tall with xx size feet and when he smiles the entire room lights up. sometimes i think about him for hours on end. clearly i absolutely hate him. he is my worst nemesis.

[fornavnandexy-deactivated202604]

why don’t we make some exchange cards for the aftg fandom?

Something like this?

[muscosus]

[haxgirlisms]

Andrew and Neil probably came out because at some point Kevin just casually mentioned that “Hey it’s good that you’re keeping your relationship on the down-low.” 

They just looked at each other and promptly decided “Well fuck you, Kevin.” and came out the next day.

[dreamterlude]

andrew thats gay

[dreamterlude]

neil thats gay

[terriandrre]

 🌈 happy pride to gay vampire and bi dragon boi!!!  🌈

[kiiakostet]

The Foxhole Court, chapter 12