KHIONE

Black || She/They || Non Binary Lesbian || Wattpad : tall_vampire_milf || ao3 : tall_vampire_milf || open for requests

[wafflenati0n]

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[honeyviahye]

sorry

[hel1]

sorry,not sorry

[diamndsandsilk]

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

[focused-mind]

sorry

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

[nonsensical-human]

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

[haiku-robot]

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[deanwinbean]

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

[peoplearenotdiamonds]

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Okay fuck you whoever did this

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Seriously?! Fuck!!

[slowlymummifying]

Honestly who even makes these anymore

[rosythreehearts]

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

[echoaurorus]

NOT MY MOTHER

[rainbowcake21859-blog-deactivat]

MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED

[queenwolfplush-blog]

momm y no

[valkosdesidoll]

im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA

also who the hell makes these

[starryeddie]

not risking it cuz i love her way too much

also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye

[shawty-writes-a-little]

No risks with mumma sorry

[iovekira-deactivated20220922]

[harryistheonlyoneforme-deactiva]

my god

[the-ethereal-luna]

not risking it

[simp4thena]

Nah I ain’t takin that chance

[thedankmemes]

[simp4thena]

A game i can finally understand and love :)

[drkmgs]

You had no idea how you were going to make it up to Wednesday. You have been busy with all your Studies in Nevermore that you completely ignored her and it made her very insecure, though she would never admit that, it did trigger a big fight between you two and broke things off.

Wednesday was in her dorm reading one of her favorite books when someone comes through the door. She doesn't have to look to know that it was you.

Y/N: We need to talk.

Wednesday: I will only talk to you if you do whatever I say.

Y/N: Fine.

Wednesday: Sit.

She say and signaled at the armchair in front of her. You do as she say.

Wednesday: Sit back. Put your hands on the armchair. Now open your legs. There.

You followed suit.

Wednesday: Do you want me back?

Y/N:

You had difficulties saying the words she wanted.

Wednesday: say it.

Y/N: I want you back...please.

Wednesday: say it again.

Y/N: Please, Wednesday, I want you back.

Wednesday: God. You're sexy when you beg.

She gave you one of her freaky smirks.

[simp4thena]

Irma Vep anyone 😏

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

[sindri42]

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

[rheuiao]

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2190:_Serena_Versus_the_Drones

[astralbondpro]

Airplane (1980)

Directed by: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker Written by: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker

[fixomnia-scribble]

Some days, Twitter is a simmering hellbroth. Other days, the landscape is made glorious by people like this.

[fixomnia-scribble]

Every now and then this random little post suddenly gets hold of an updraft and takes off again. There’s been over 1100 new likes and reblogs in 48 hours, after months of zero to six a day. Gosh, it’s almost as if we need something deeply human to gaze upon sometimes...

[lakevida]

[lingua-mortua]

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

[evangelinedares]

I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!

They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:

Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️

[favoriteanimal]

necesito CHANCHISIMO

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[simp4thena]

mar ☼ on Twitter | Writing inspiration prompts, Writing motivation, Writing dialogue prompts

Sep 3, 2020 - “idk who needs to read this but it made me feel better so 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩”

Got me in my feelings now😭😭

[simp4thena]

Im telling y’all I stole the show away 😌

I had did a theatre camp this week and boy did I steal the show! I played Jafar and let me tell you after the show I got so many congratulations that I thought I was some famous actress

[grifoncito]

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

[simp4thena]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!🌈🏳️‍🌈

[simp4thena]

I just cant with women who can kill you and saying the word beg me 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[fearthefuzzybear]

[7th-seraph]

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

[bardofspades]

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

[itsblueandboxy]

[tyleroakley]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[starkstrider]

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

[enjolrasjosette]

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

[femmecrip-deactivated20151212]

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

[spiritofcamelot]

Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

writing is my biggest passion, and my greatest fear