Gays for Days

25, gay, love writing, Tracer, Widowmaker, Widowtracer, and all things gay. Enjoy the constant flood of gay.

[canongf-archive]

i’m thinking about a fictional character and i’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem

[two-seventyone]

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[sapient-golem]

Wednesday could get up but that means being away from Enid’s affection, as if she’ll ever allow that to happen

[bogleech]

Zubat is a broadcast symbol.

I noticed years ago that the wings look like stylized "soundwaves" but the meaning of its two long stick legs JUST clicked and I can't find anyone else pointing this out?!

[bogleech]

Zubat is a broadcast symbol.

I noticed years ago that the wings look like stylized "soundwaves" but the meaning of its two long stick legs JUST clicked and I can't find anyone else pointing this out?!

[foibles-fables]

I fear I have missed them. now if they could just get to the sex it’d be great

[yellownicky]

After the party... or is it just getting started? 👀🐝 NSFW Version Avaliable on Patreon 🔥

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[youli147]

spoon

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[wolfythewitch]

​metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke

[lilyblackdrawside]

The "problem" with casting a dominatrix as a raidboss is that you've created an inevitable domination loss scenario.

[juliettecousin]

Selene the Vampire and Themis the Vampire Slayer (?) 🍷🐍

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.