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[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[akashicrecord]

Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving

[hustlerose]

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

[galaxywarp]

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[katieaki]

couple’s t-shirt idea

[taptrial2]

i think in the pokemon world they would say "it's so snover" and "we're so baxcalibur". my mind is so twisted and fucked up you couldnt possibly hope to understand..............................

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[parkchanwoohoo]

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[sweatermuppet]

why are you straightedge

i wanted to be perceived as generally uncool by almost all age demographics

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[cute-catts]

[oswednesday]

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

[oswednesday]

[demareth]

underrated tumblr celeb: cookie clicker guy

[tbdagent]

[chain-chomp]

I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me