[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Konstantin Malanin

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[herpsandbirds]

Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[deathgasmic]

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

[omegaversereloaded]

My favorite song gotta be Happy by Farell

[omegaversereloaded]

Top 5 underrated musicians: Drake ,Taylor Swift, Punished Drake, Ed Sheran, and Chapel Roan

[noelle-ism]

Bruno Mars?

[noelle-ism]

girl youre amazing.... just the way you're 🎼🎵

[omegaversereloaded]

And when you smile ..

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

there's this tiktok account where this guy brings his pet cow into the kitchen while he tries to cook and the cow just absolutely demolishes the place eating everything. it's SO stupid. I'm in physical pain from laughing so hard every time he posts a video. I love that dumb cow so much.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

not a single thought behind those eyes. my mental health is on his shoulders.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

rat tit tootie WHO???

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this is killing me he literally pinned him and is eating over him 😭

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the king is back

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

RIGHT IN THE OVEN!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN SO LONG!

[damejoansutherland]

they are instituting a new rule in the nfl where before the game can begin the away team has to lay siege to the stadium. yeah apparently the powers that be felt that football wasn't violent enough already. yes, lay siege. as in with howitzers and whatnot.