[theycantalk]

miserable

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[puckyeah1]

[deadbeatmaker]

big airports will be like you’re actually flying from our outer space gate yeah it’s the one that’s on another planet but it’s only a 600 minute walk

[divine-bloodlines]

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[hyggles]

"ohhh philly is where gay love goes to die ohhh philadelphia destroys ships" wake UP. wake UP!!!!!! gay melodrama is the natural and inevitable byproduct of gay LIFE. all things in life END or TRANSFORM. do you pick up a beautiful seashell off the beach and say damn the ocean is where mollusks go to die??? this franchise is the crucible where three generational shakespearean ships went supernova in the last thirteen years and i'm supposed to think that's anything but high camp??? open your eyes!!! glory and decay go hand in hand!! paris the city of love is built on 2,000 acres of catacombs!!!!!

[hyggles]

tired: trading gauthier for drysdale sets back the flyers' rebuild because they need elite scoring talent

wired: trading gauthier for drysdale makes no inherent difference to the rebuild timeline because the flyers needed a good rightshot defenceman too

inspired: trading gauthier for drysdale speeds up the rebuild timeline because when trevor zegras forces his way to philly in two years it will not only bring elite scoring talent to the team but also finally stitch up the cosmic wound ripped in reality by the 2011 richards-carter trade, allowing the flyers to at last win another stanley cup

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[dragongirlbunny]

[nonlynear]

yeah dude. hoisted again. yeah it was my own petard

[whimsical-catacombs]

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[orcboxer]

what's your favorite boxing technique

probably the one where I show up at his doorstep with a black eye and he opens the door in boxers and a white tank top and he leans against the doorframe looks me up and down and says you just can't stay outta trouble can you and I say I'm here ain't I and he says proves my point and I say fuck off and he chuckles and says get in here you're lettin all the air out and I follow him in and we sit on opposite ends of the same couch and he mutes the tv which I can't help but notice is playing a recording of one of my matches and he drapes an arm over the back of the couch and regards me with head tilted back kinda just showin me his jaw you know and he goes so what is this and I go gimme a break this ain't exactly easy for me and he says last time I see you you punch me in the gut and tell me to shove my ass up my ass which is impossible for the record and now you show up here lookin like you just went twelve rounds and I say maybe I did and he says how was it and I say you know how it was and he says I wanna hear you say it and I huff and say not the same and he says I think it looks good on you and I say would look better on you and he says I can give you more and we realize how close we are to each other and then he leans forward and I lean forward and we do kiss and then it's like all hell breaks loose and we're all over each other and minutes turn to hours turn to nights turn to months and before he knows it we're at the altar dressed to the nines and he's telling me I'm the best bad thing that ever happened to him and one of the bridesmaids wipes a tear from her eye and he cups a hand around the back of my neck and pulls me close and that's when I hit him with a right cross BAM works every fuckin time

[crabussy]

extremely fond of and perplexed by this website

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together