Mariana

This is me. Plain and simple. I blog, blog, and reblog what I like. I'm in at the VERY LEAST 20 fandoms, and that's just TV. I would make a list but it'd probably be easier to name the fandoms I'm not in...

[innytoes]

So yesterday the Dutch government had a press conference about the measures being taken to combat Covid-19. And during that press release, they asked the public to please stop panic buying, because people are literally going out and buying ALL. OF. THE. TOILET. PAPER. 

The thing is, stocking up on enormous amounts of food and stuff is called ‘hamsteren’ in Dutch. Like, hamsters. Which lead to this glorious moment where the Dutch sign language interpreter signed ‘stop hamstering’.  

[trinuviel]

Stockpiling is also called “hamstring” in Danish. Don’t be the hamster.

[thegoodandthebadtimes]

Photos: (Bill Nye, Martha Stewart, Betty White)

Famous People You’ve Probably Never Seen Young Before 

[humorcircle]

all glamorous then and now

[circleturk]

[hobgoblinhero]

Betty White just is and always has been the cutest girl

[willelbyers]

[willelbyers]

[santiagonex]

Mambo Italiano (2003)

[star-anise]

Mambo Italiano is a very good movie.

[getawaywithgifs]

[yassmines]

slap my ass? 🥺

im social distancing rn 🥺

[sunnyapartment-deactivated20221]

[tomhollandisdaddy]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I wish this was him sending me pics on snapchat

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[riteofswing]

2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

[bedlamsbard]

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

*dissolves into giggles*

[lisbonsteresa]

Ok, but Jason clumsily - but purely - helping and supporting Tahani as she comes to terms with her sexuality is an idea that I could definitely get behind

[sapphicdalliances]

#tahani: jason i think i’m a lesbian #jason: ok…..cool! we had those in jacksonville #janet: fun fact; there are lesbians everywhere #jason: wooooooah cool

[spazzysparkles]

Hey guys.

@chrishansenfromdatelinenbc is right.

[gendercents]

Tags say: “look me in the eyes op and tell me they wouldnt literally just be ‘im a lesbian’ ‘i thought you were american’ ‘jason shes british’”

[viviansternwood]

#jasper putting impure thoughts into my head

[mockwa]

Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day

[xekstrin]

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension 

swear it

swear to me

[maddiebrodatts-archive-deactiva]

#if you fuckers don’t produce at least one high school au i will disown you

[evansensations]

Steve Rogers in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[ruzekburgess]

I’m too involved now.

Titanic, 1997 dir. James Cameron

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

@ my anon who’s messaged me a few times about this scene (more the one that leads up to it but still lol), look!! i love it when things just happen across my dash like this!! 

[thirteenstardisfam]

[aborddelimpala]

Ｍａｒｃｈ, １ｓｔ, １９７８

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