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eearth-deactivated20180601

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s :(

weavemama

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

0fthem0untains

have yet to see a better analogy

mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

breelandwalker

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

qi-mera

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

kyraneko

Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?

The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz.

“Our fault, is it, Donald?”

bemusedlybespectacled

Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.

damnitrj

Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?

urboyrosanov

Joe Biden??

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity

Definitely Joe Biden.

yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20

@lemememeringue

anythingelsewithporninit

the number of times I hold out my hand and say "accio" when I need something far away isn't even funny

cilly-murphy

stability

sherlock

just your gentle reminder that ben c is a soft theatre boy

ruinedchildhood

stabs

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

sparrow-va

“Are you a boy, or a girl?”

“I’m a failure.”

just-shower-thoughts

At least I’m not passive aggressive like some people I know

penisennui

livinmokotory

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

skylorde

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

spiritguardian

In which scientists have no chill and it’s amazing

overdoseadhd

hermiunes

mogifire

you awkward Audrey, you

rejectedprincesses

Chynara Madinkulova (long hair) and Aida Akmatova (bun) compete in the “Traditional Archery” category at the World Nomad games in Kyrgyzstan, which concluded last week.

Said games also include eagle hunting, horseback wrestling, and setting people on fire. Also this game where you chuck javelins at people to knock them off their horse.