Some affirmations for everyone reading Nona in a few days
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Some affirmations for everyone reading Nona in a few days
Honestly the best part of Gideon the ninth is when Gideon is under her "vow of silence" And everyone's just like 'gosh what a scary cool mysterious strong stoic intimidating serious cultist, I'm scared to look at her' meanwhile Gideon is all like 'what a great pun. Im going to write it down so I remember it for later.'
ā¦and Harrowhark rose to the occasion like an evening star
expectations: intimidating dark vestal who took a vow of silence
reality: himbo with a dirty mouth
Just tell me how to play it.
Harrow said,Ā āBut youāre God.ā
And God said,Ā āAnd I am not enough.ā
House Party
undone without youĀ
still stuck on the modern au (part 1)
And I tried to get you back through sheer force of hope, sheer force of want.
Apparently my new thing is Never Finishing Anything but thatās ok these books are chaotic enough to take it
my absolute FAVORITE part of the entire locked tomb series thus far is 100% without a doubt the sequence directly before, during, and after Camilla and Marta's tabletop duel. it's unmatched: the horror aspect now outweighs any fun Gideon was having, all of the players know that cooperation is entirely off the table, the Second is trying to enforce military rule until the Cohort can get there, everyone except Gideon and Palamedes thinks Camilla is weak and harmless and an easy target, and they're about to be humbled. AND it has some of the best lines in the whole book. "Harrowhark rose to the occasion like an evening star"???? "Cam, go loud"???? "death first to vultures and scavengers"??? it's so good
tamsyn really did something with the dynamic of jod and the lyctors she was like iām gonna take just some guy and his friends and make him god and them immortal but ten thousand years later they still kinda treat him like hes god but also like a guy theyāve been stuck being friends with for Ten Thousand Years but you can never tell which one it is because theyāre all ten thousand years old and have moved far past normal human expression and communication structures and theyāre all also kinda psychosexually obsessed with each other and have and Do fuck .. mercy alters her own dna at will to turn her hair pink for funsies . god makes a none pizza with left beef joke . g1deon is actively attempting murder for most of the book . god has a threesome on the dinner table
honestly it would be so fucking funny if alecto = nona and thatās just her personality. everyoneās like sheās crazy shes evil sheās gonna kill god and then you pan over to alecto and sheās making a daisy chain. turns out the ogs didnāt like her bc she was too nice and that was actually the outlier. she made them all presents by hand and they were like thatās it sheās gotta go
āfuck one flesh one end, harrow. i already gave my flesh to you, and i already gave you my end. i gave you my sword. i gave you myself. i did it while knowing iād do it all again, without hesitation, because all i ever wanted you to do was eat me.ā
most insane line iāve ever read in a book and then she makes a your mom joke in the next sentence . what the fuck
ok you extra bitch \/last minute decision to include a face close up\/
"if I were harrow I simply would have fallen in love with the hot butch and not the apocalypse corpse rip to her but I'm different" ok but are you fully incorporating the psychological burden of being 200 dead children in your self insert reader x gideon fanfic here. because I think you are not!! loving gideon means accepting your own existence and the possibility of being loved back. loving the body is impossible. it's destruction of the Tomb and thus destruction of the self.
Palamedes Sextus! Palamedes Sextus! Palamedes Sextus!
Heās the smartest necromancer ever of his generation. Heās incredibly kind. His friends are all queer women. His best friend is Camilla Hect (enough said). His mom is a milf. He is in love with a dead girl. Heās Harrowās nemesis. Sheās his poor little meow meow. When he and the woman heād been in love with for a decade finally met and she blew him off to flirt with a young hot butch, he remained nothing but friendly and polite. He coalesced all the pain and confusion and insecurity and despair into himself again and again and when he realized she had been dead the whole time, he released everything heād pent up as a god-killing star to destroy both her murderer and himself.
He died. Heās still alive. Heās a ghost haunting a memory trapped in a bubble on the outskirts of Hell. He wrote porn for 8 months there.