What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itâs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatâs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever







