The gang takes a tour down memory lane; a final round of "True American."
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Here goes!
Nick and Jess are newlyweds, still can’t get over it.
The baby’s name is still Dan Bill, what??
The low battery mode conversation! Hahaha
Jess is so heartbroken to tell her roomfriends about the loft
Shame no one cares, I do!
I’ll go first, Jess! I’m deeply emotional about this move even if we’ve lowkey known since episode 1.
Nick’s using glue instead of packing tape, hahahaha
Nick is so supportive of his wife! HIS WIFE!
Objects from their past! I love it!
Ew, Schmidt’s penis cast
That weird felt craft!
Jess looks damn comfortable in the swuit though
The balcony! Who knew??
The corner around the hallway past the bathroom!! It’s just a wall! So glad we know now.
The foot lotion! I kind of wish this episode wasn’t wasted on this random thing, but I’m glad we got college Nick and fat Schmidt back.
Aw, Jess, you’re gonna make me cry!
Omg Winston stretching hahahahaha
Hahahah they HATE Cece’s baby voice I love it
Nick trying to use that lotion and talking about his best friend Schmidt, I love it. I love all of this!
Aw, Nick loves Schmidt.... I don’t think I realized he never said it before
I’m not ready to say goodbye to 4D!
Yay TRUE AMERICAN
Bring on the happy tears
And the sad tears
And all the tears
I’m not even going to react to this because it’s all wonderful
But most of all….. The glimpse into their future that I was 100% not ready for!! It was so great! In the new house! All the kiddos! Nick and Jess’ SON!!! Though lowkey was wishing they also had a girl. The new, new girl. But other than that tiny hope, it was just perfect and such a great wrap-up to an amazing show.
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
AH PRANK SINATRA. So elaborate. And expensive!
I can’t believe this show is over. It’s been with me through so many important parts of my life. I remember watching the pilot with my adulthood ahead of me. I just love this show so much, there aren’t words. Goodbye, New Girl.
Favorite quotes:
“Who are these people?” —Ruth
“It’s like she’s having a hard time getting her mouth around the sandwich, you know what I mean?” —Nick
“Ugh, you sweet, goblin-eyed dum dum.” —Schmidt
“Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? It’s your favorite bitch Jess!” —Jess
“It’s time for the mess around to become the confess around.” —Winston
“For the first time in my life I realize that my feet can be more than weapons.” —Nick
Jess and Nick make two life-changing decisions; Winston and Aly's big day arrives.
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Why did I wait almost an entire month to react to the last two epsidoes of New Girl, you ask? Because they’re the last damn episodes of New Girl, that’s why. Last. Like ever. I haven’t been ready to go back to them since it ended. But let’s do this.
Never thought I’d see the day of a Ness engagement but I am HERE FOR IT
Hahaha Nick’s enthusiasm for Winston and Schmidt’s speech… “This is about to be really funny.”
So sweet that they are both best men
Ugh I’m just getting emotional all over again re-watching this
Oh no, Jess falling in slow motion! Of course!
Omg, RUTH… Love that baby like she’s my own
Also, Aly is so clearly in labor, how doesn’t Jess notice?? Her best friend gave birth like three years earlier!!
Nick has seen A LOT of dead dogs… 313!! Why did that make me laugh out loud?? So ridiculous!
Nick got pooped on! Pooped!
The eviction notices return!! I was wondering when/if that’d come back.
I cannot pin down Joan. I don’t get her, haha.
Oh my high Jess!
Also, I’m not really a fan of Jess’ hair and dress. I mean, she’s still gorgeous because she’s her, but I was expecting something different. I wanted to be more wow’d I guess.
Also can’t pin down Russell.
I can’t look at Jess with that googly eye. Hahahaha
Damn it, Russell! Now is not the time! Don’t be gross.
Nick saying “man to man” to Ruth! Ahh so cute!!
The valet cards!
Oh gosh, these men all trying to fight each other. Winston is an actual cop.
Omg the limo driver! Blaze you’re gonna lose it, nah it’s too big! Hahahaha
TRAN!!!
The valet cards are the same though!! Kind of anticlimactic actually
Winston is so pumped, it’s adorable!
Here it is.
I’m not ready.
Aw this song! I wanna slow motion chicken dance!
Awwwww my tears!!! This is so perfect and weird and them, I can’t handle it.
Our babies are all grown up and married!
Dan Bill Bishop! So cute, but I’m confused.
This re-watch is hard, I don’t like it. Too sad!
Favorite quotes:
“That’s very funny, but the swearing will end when we’re married.” —Nick
“Tran! Look at you! You look so good, you heartthrob.” —Nick
“Where’s the bird? I’ll poo on him.’” —Winston
“Let me make you dead, you son of a bitch!” —Nick
“Don’t you have enough wives? You slut!” —Schmidt
“I say this with love, but your eye is trash.” —Nick
Nick, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to raise this dog with you. I want to have babies and eat good food and laugh and take care of each other and I want it to start tonight. It’s you and me. It’s always been you and me. Is that a yes? Yes!
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