manic pixie dream girl

it me

[oliveespineapples]

"i asked chatgpt" well i went to Rockin' Robin and she said that you have all the answers and you just need to stop being so scared of who you are

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

[roycohn]

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Florida man behavior

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

[caats]

Daily reminder ♡

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[caats]

[bbcsherlock]

Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr

[grydyne-ze]

The number after their username indicates the order in which they joined the polycule

[cali]

Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away

[bathroomcube]

[rylandsgrace]

[simplyajarofpudding]

wow! ok! we learned the difference between what friends say to each other and what s/o’s say to each other

[huffylemon]

[lunlumo]

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

way overdue edit: OP too has learned everything regarding international politics through crabs and that meme but doesn't dare to consider these paranormal/parasocial occurrences as mere news. It's a moment, it's a bliss, it's the nightmare of future generations' history textbooks, you had to be there

[simplyajarofpudding]

next person to dunk on grandma on facebook is getting sent to the box.

[simplyajarofpudding]

i reposted chrissy chlpecka’s new song with the caption “step on me please” and the second view was my ex girlfriend and the third was the person i’m talking to.

2023 is truly my year.