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I just do shit, no particular reason tbh It/Its/Itself Banner by: axeylotl

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[zhizhxexe]

HELLO NORMGINGI NATION 🗣🗣🗣

Release all of my dialtown art I've drawn NOWWW

[simps-mcgee]

probs gonna not go on here for some time (nothing bad going on, just mood stuff) but i frantically drew this norm giving the pov flow we rs. he is my parting gift

[seabeck]

Dumdum may not be my smartest chicken, but she does know that humans can solve all her problems

1 minute old and don’t know how to eat or drink? Scream

Need to lay an egg but you’re crate bound while your leg heals? Try to jump on your human. When you can’t do that? Stare at them.

[seabeck]

Very important chicken

[seabeck]

Everyone congratulate her

[simps-mcgee]

i need to go to one of those stupid otp scenario randomizers and just draw them with my rare pairs because wowoow the episode sure do be episoding

[simps-mcgee]

upstairs neighbors do annoying shit just to piss you off half the time, why the fuck i hearing a vacuum cleaner at one in the morning

[sparklycartoonfairy]

I’ve seen people do au’s of Bloody Mary where Grace’s twin brother is Colt Seavers from the fall guy which I honestly love but I haven’t seen anyone do what I consider to be the funniest option available which is make Ryland Grace an escaped Ken from Barbieland.

Think about it throughout PHM Ryland never talks about having a family he mentions having a girlfriend once in the book all we really know about her is that they moved in together briefly and that she had a lot of stuff.

Let’s say after Ken and Barbie break up. Ken decides to go out on his own and stumbles upon the real world. There he learns about science and becomes completely invested in that pathway. He either eventually figures out how to become a human or he stays a doll which could explain why he was the only one to survive his hyper sleep (and so he can live with rocky longer)

It could explain why he so heavily believes in non water based life so much because he WAS a non water based life form. Water doesn’t exist in Barbieland it’s all plastic.

Furthermore this could explain why he decided to become a teacher being a doll previously it’s only reasonable to assume he’d enjoy kid’s presence the same way Barbie does.

He also loves the beach and we all know that Ken’s previous job was beach

In the Barbie movie the CEO of Mattel states “we’re not worried about Ken…. Ever.” Meaning that it’s likely they wouldn’t care at all if a Ken left Barbieland and perused an education became a scientist and eventually a school teacher.

All this to say imagine Simon and Grace getting into some kind of fight where Simon is like

“You have no idea what it’s like to live your life forced to be a cog in the system. Knowing that what you want doesn’t matter, nobody caring about who you are not even your name matters”etc. etc.

and the entire time Grace is having PTSD flashbacks of this:

And then responds with:

“You wouldn’t last an hour in the place I grew up”

[gran-maul-seizure]

If you like poor little meow meows being pathetic AND awful AND crawling on his hands and knees while wearing fuckass office clothes, then Backrooms is the movie for you

[simps-mcgee]

spiraling so i have to imagine my blorbos with my insecurities and mental illnesses

[sugarkaanes]

ugh… i wish an OBESE SPACE COWBOY WHO SMELLS LIKE AN ARMPIT would come and KISS me

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[unyieldingsilence]

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[simps-mcgee]

sometimes ill see the most jaw dropping portrayal of betrayal with a distinctly renaissance composition and the tears of lucifer himself embedded in the paint, then see 'mcyt' in the tags. what are they feeding you guys

[simps-mcgee]

i had a dream helluva boss ended with stolas and stella watching through every mistake theyve ever made and had to spend eternity together watching how they fucked octavia's life up and led to her early death. this is a subtle nod to the fact i dislike helluva boss

[despazito]

[simps-mcgee]

SHIT IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING IM SORRY KABOODLE ILL FINDON DEAWING YOU TOMORROW ☹️

[simps-mcgee]

the jschlatt backpack, i desire him