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[simpskywalker]

my writing

you can find all of my fanfics over on my ao3, simpskywalker! i mainly write gen and crack treated seriously one-shots.

star wars:

disaster lineage:

old friends never forgotten: anakin and ahsoka don't brush off their connection in the force during tcw s7e6, and they get the hug that they deserve.

oh what a lovely day to die: obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka have a picnic together. warning: major character death, but with 0% angst and 100% fluff. trust me!

of snowstorms and hot chocolate: obi-wan and bby anakin struggle through a blizzard together, post-tpm.

smash the stars (and put them on display): a soul eater au in which obi-wan is a lightsaber and anakin is his wielder, and trust is broken and slowly regained.

luke & vader:

Endurance: after the bespin duel, but with angst via @dai-bendu-conlang​

din/luke:

Fatherly Advice: anakin “helps” luke flirt with din on the flight back to yavin, post-mando s2 finale.

sy snootles:

some people are just happier when they’re miserable: a character study of sy snootles and her heart.

make my heart beat like the rain: sy snootles/frog lady. mandalorian season 2 spoilers!

misc. crack treated seriously:

An Unexpected Presence: what if hondo accompanied ezra to tatooine during twin suns?

The Naboo Senatorial Apartment Complex: based off of my popular post about macenjar (mace windu/jar jar binks). anakin runs into a familiar face when leaving padme’s apartment at 3am.

other fandoms:

i write for star wars 99% of the time nowadays! all of my old fics worth reading are crossposted on my ao3, but in case you’re curious to see what young poke was writing, i’ve got over a 100 old fics on my fanfiction.net account. the list on this post will only include more recent fics i’ve written for other fandoms!

avatar: the last airbender:

wasting time together: a canon divergence of sozin’s comet part 1, featuring zukkini (zuko/sokka/suki)

[flurgburgler]

Lu wanted Ani in boyfriend jeans, so

[aleatoryw]

we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

[fake-geek-girl-616]

I want to watch this version of Star Wars

[slutty-yoda]

[slutty-yoda]

Congratulations on finding the absolute worst thing you could have possibly said

[stealingpotatoes]

the father, the son, and the daughter

(shoutout to @chorus-of-hell for the idea!!!!)

(commission info // kofi)

[quasi-normalcy]

[rynnaaurelius]

I love the Original Flavor Vader. Like, subsequent stuff made him ridiculous by giving him a backstory and world building and shit and I love it, but just imagine

He’s the Emperor’s goth Space Rasputin who you all have to let hang around, even though he’s really killing the vibe, has absolutely no real authority over any of you (Tarkin is the one giving the orders!), and likes to spew vague threatening mantras while you try to strategize and shit. None of you know where he comes from, Darth may or may not be his real name, and that religion he likes to lecture you about is Extremely Illegal

So one day you tell him his esoteric dying faith–that, like, two old men and a twink from Desert Bumblefuck still take seriously–is old, weird, and not as powerful as your fash wetdream planet-destroying laser–and also kinda useless, dude, it hasn’t exactly fixed that Rebel Problem you have going on

Unfortunately, he is also a seven-foot-tall laser-sword-wielding robot wizard of death, so in response to this, he gets mad and chokes you out with his mind

Your other boss (Tarkin, is Probably In Charge) treats this like it’s normal and tells both of you to play nice while you make sure your trachea is intact and The Magic Death Cyborg sulks in the corner because he wasn’t allowed to murder the non-believer

[gffa]

me:  Listen, after all the cameos in The Mandalorian, I’m exhausted, I’m full up, I just can’t do anything more, it gets old after awhile, I just– Ahsoka:  Hey.

me:  

me:  [PASSES OUT FROM THE INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

[gffa]

#GLAD TO SEE AHSOKA HAS NOT FORGOTTEN HER ROOTS #THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW SHE’S STILL A JEDI IN HER HEART #THOSE ARE SOME EXTRA AS FUCK MOVES THERE GIRL #THAT IS SOME VERY DRAMATICALLY STANDING IN THE WIND WHILE YOUR OPPONENTS APPROACH #OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN AND YODA ARE PROBABLY WATCHING HER RIGHT NOW #AND THEY ARE SO PROUD OF HER #LOOK AT HER ALL GROWN UP AND STILL THROWING HERSELF OUT OF WINDOWS SHE JUST BROKE WITH HER LIGHTSABERS

[gffa]

HOLY SHIT THAT IS A LOT OF JEDI???? THE DAWN OF THE JEDI??? AND REY IS GETTING ANOTHER MOVIE POST-TROS??? MY GIRL IS GETTING ANOTHER MOVIE???? REY!!!!! JEDI!!!! HOLY SHIT

[hegodamask]

“I was once a quirked up white boy the same as your father.”

[Original Post]

[yenvengerberg]

#that’s padmé and anakin’s daughter alright

[naslostcontrol]

Hayden Christensen as Darth Vader / Anakin Skywalker in Obi-Wan Kenobi Part III

[whenanangelfalls]

13 years later, Obi-Wan gets himself Anakin’s Mini-Me

[trashcora]

OBI-WAN KENOBI | 1.02 “Part II”

[manny-jacinto]

“It’s been ten years.” OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)

[thenegoteator]

YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM

[padme-amidala]

STAR WARS APPRECIATION WEEK Day 1: Favourite movie

EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH

I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.