I should be writing right now.

Jaime//27//Michigan INFP Cancer Slytherin I just follow the good vibes and dopamine.

[noadih]

Muse

[duploka]

caught red handed (get it?? RED handed hah)

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[depsidase]

[sleepystrawberrybunny]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[crimsonconstl]

Day 2: lovebug

Oops I forgot to post this here, I’m (trying) participating in the klance trope month and seeing this is my absolute favorite from the old days I went a little extra.

I also stand that we should collectively bring back lovebug content in 2026… just putting it out there…. (Also trope calendar under the cut)

[carnationhes]

pre crash Lottie ive grown quite fond of u. hopefully nothing bad ever happens to you

[cecoeur]

He said: ☝🏼💅🏼 ↳ Inside Hudson Williams’s First Met Gala

[nidyushka]

Shane Hollander, you are so dear to me.

[maddielourd]

Andrew Minyard is the best Exy goalkeeper

Proof:

“The Ravens had taken an incredible hundred and fifty shots on goal; it was unbelievable Andrew had only missed thirteen of them.”

The world record for most saves in a hockey game by a goalie is 124.

Andrew blocked 137 shots on goal. 

Exy goals are a lot bigger than hockey goals. (Close to the same size as a soccer goal.)

On average, professional soccer goalkeepers save around 70% of shots on target

Andrew saved 91.4% in the Ravens game

And while sick from WITHDRAWAL.

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[fioblah]

she doesn’t bite! ..well she doesn’t bite a lot!! promise!

tip jar

[littlestpersimmon]

The Sea Foam Dragon

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics