I want him, and I hope he wants me.
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin

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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@sincerelyquestionableatbest
I want him, and I hope he wants me.
(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts
form a club? make t-shirts? parallel ponder?
i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'
The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
i'm sorry, another? this has happened before?
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
I have 100,000 followers on here (i know; tumblr power user jmg) and i think it gives me, like, zero social capital? Which I think might be why it's still good.
Like, when my agents are pitching me for something, they'll be like, "Look at his facebook! Look at his tiktok!" They're never gonna say, "100,000 people follow him on tumblr. Remember tumblr?"
But the thing is, I don't actually use facebook or tiktok (except for promo). This is the only place I use, the only place where I'm interested in the community and shared creation and all that shit.
So long live tumblr. Nobody who's gonna hire me to do anything has ever heard of it. It makes for a terrible space to promote your forthcoming book tour. And that's literally why it doesn't suck.
everything would be great if everything else didn’t happen
when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition
Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
"Of course, I'm in a ponytail. I always wanted to wear a ponytail because the hours were so long and anything that I could to cut down and they used to bribe me by buying clothing that I wanted to wear if I would not wear my hair in a ponytail."
"So that was usually the agreement. So, if you see, like a really cool outfit with my hair down, you know it was a barter for it."
Sarah Michelle Gellar || Allure
i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.
I think when a child is traumatised instead of making them develop mental issues and other disorders that an abuser can exploit, they should get like a cool magic sword or the ability to turn into a dragon
Sometimes you do get the ability to turn into a dragon but watch out
My gender is Homosexula
And they’re all Vlad
I am simultaniously "tired of this, grandpa" and aware that "that's too damn bad".