formal timbit sing crospy

how can we lose when we’re so sincere?

[heckeyleague]

society if gary bettman was not nhl commissioner

[tavaresfucker]

[travisdermotts]

[stillfertile]

Then suddenly you’re left all alone // with your body that can’t love you // and your will that can’t save you. // But now, like a whispering in dark streets, // rumors of God run through your dark blood. - Ranier Maria Rilke

Crosby isn’t a kid anymore. He’s so, so much more. - Josh Yohe

everrything I touch (boring graphic design class assignments) turns to gold (hockey poetry collages)

[yabagofmilfs]

oh.

[aerinfrankellove]

Good night to only the team names at the Seattle women’s hockey club

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

imagine the tension if Cold To Go plays against Rink Pony Club

[artimies6]

@morepopcornplease

[authortobenamedlater]

BLUEY AND THE BISCUIT BANDITS 🤣🤣🤣

@rainintheevening you might appreciate this.

[himbeaux-on-ice]

it is objectively really funny in a very specifically nhl way that we have replaced the all-star game, where nobody makes an effort at all ever, with linebrawl mcinjury fest. its surely a ratings bonanza but no way the gm's ever let this shit happen again lmao

[singcrospy87]

Your username might be enough to finally get me into hockey.

if you like f1 because it's a fast paced sport and because of the petty-natured personalities, hockey is for you! you will flourish!! (hockey is for everyone and 100% for you)

[starrynet]

auston's michigan attempt!

[starrynet]

the very scientific results of the first round of the 2024-2025 whimsy cup playoffs! a ranking of all nhl teams by % of vote and total # of votes is below the read more:

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

did they allow them to name the sandwiches themselves because I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than the smoky quarter papi

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

i’m really sorry you’re telling me these are real names of real food items??? i thought it was a BIT!!!!!

no it's fully real. this is what you see when you open the mcdonald's app right now.

double smoky quarter papi date anyone?

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[sassthatsarcasm]

this is hilarious - she’s a world champion. olympian. four gold medals. ambassador of the sport. he’s a…. leaf? like from a tree ig?

[arsonandhockey]

[timbitshockey]

to me this is the vibe of a sid/kris/geno love triangle. it works in every combination

[starrynet]

has your favorite team won a championship during your lifetime?

yes!

it depends: yes in one sport/league, no in another

no :(

of course not; my team’s still figuring out how to break the generational curse

I don’t have a favorite team

something else

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[ghosttea13]

Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

[northshorewave]

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

[northshorewave]

[dinosaur-unicorns]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[steeple-sinderby-retired]

[elaineofshalott]

the fish are having elective surgeries now

the privateer sailors never get to be the heroes

yes i have been hearing this news about whistleblowers and unsafe jet performance

[great-and-small]