I Will Stand Up Restored

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[rslashrats]

a lone god

[catchymemes]

[cipheramnesia]

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, "this is off topic" like it's okay, this is the off topic support group.

[girleraser]

spirited away zippo lighter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[singfully]

I cant believe I've witnessed the deaths and rebirths of so many social media sites

[mcsiggy]

no thoughts, head empty

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

Unbaptized babies don't even go to hell proper. If Dante is to be believed they get to hang out in limbo with the virtuous pagans like Socrates.

[flagellant]

My favorite piece of Inferno trivia is that Plato and Socrates are forced for all of eternity to deal with the fact that Diogenes is also in the exact same spot of Hell they're in and thus must suffer his bullshit for all of eternity. Not even death could free the featherless biped named Plato.

[cryptotheism]

Diogenes gets a medal that says "honorary demon"

[willowcrowned]

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

[willowcrowned]

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

[willowcrowned]

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

[koyuxim]

howl × albedo! 🏵️

[as-seenon-tv]

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

[weltinator]

[thekimonogallery]

by Japanese artist おたま姉妹 @otamashimai

[holdingforexo]

holding for baekhyun: day [393/640] ↳ EXO’s BAEKHYUN performing The Eve at Show! Music Core | July 2017

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thecsquirrel]

This part!

[wellwaterhysteria]

i love being bisexual. good job if you’re also bisexual. really funny and sexy of us all