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James: *to Lily* sooo got a date to prom already??

Lily: well i don't know would you like me to go with you??

James: i- are you- yuhuhh

Lily: then yeah sorry already got one

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*Remus and Sirius texting*

Sirius: your the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my entire life

Remus: you're*

Sirius: *to James* HES TOO CUTE I CANT

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James: the "you only live once" quote is the reason i make so many bad decisions

Sirius: so?? Once in a lifetime means no take backs jamie, embrace it

Remus: yo what if I told you you only live twice?? Would that stop you???

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Sirius: THAT IS IT I CANNOT STUDY ANYMORE MY BRAIN IS DAMAGED

Remus:

Remus: maybe next time he'll try to actually open the book

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Mary: no one never invites me to do things I think no one likes me maybe I just suck and don't even have real friends

Marlene: yo wanna hang out tonight?

Mary: nah Im good thanks

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Remus: life sucks

Snape: hah you suck

Remus: Im aware thanks

James: oh comE ON

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Sirius: *playing Just Dance*

Remus: lol you can't even dance

Sirius:

Sirius: bitch please I move like Shakira

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Sirius: YUSS IMMA LIVE FOREVER NO ONE CAN STOP ME WHOOP WHOOP

Regulus: what tf did they smoke?

Remus: nah nothing he's just sleep deprived-

James: YEAH IMMA RULE THE WORLD

Lily: and he's always like that.

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Remus: -and thats why hooking up with Sirius was a terrible idea

Lily: Oh don't worry sweetie it'll be fine yeah, you know what screw him!

Remus: I did! Thats the problem!!

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Sirius: babe how do I know if you're with me because you like me and not just because Im pretty?

Remus: wait I was suposed to like you??

Regulus: screw that you were suposed to think he's pretty???

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Remus: yk James

Remus: your thing with Lily is kinda like what you'd look like playing basketball

James: what why?

Remus: you miss 100% of the shots you take

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OBJECTION! james potter would ACE basketball

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I mean he did ace Lily too eventually-

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Orion: oh that Severus kid..

Orion: great kid great kid

Orion: he's like the son I never had

Sirius:

Sirius: I'M LIKE THE SON YOU DID HAVE

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Remus: *agressively throwing things across the room* someone. get. me. food.

Sirius: calm down calm down why you so hungry??

Remus:

Remus: who said i was hungry? Wanting food and being hungry is not the same thing.

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Remus: yk James

Remus: your thing with Lily is kinda like what you'd look like playing basketball

James: what why?

Remus: you miss 100% of the shots you take

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*drunk Sirius*

James: jeez pads you can't even walk straight

Sirius: James, honey, the only straight thing about my life is vodka

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James: *holding Harry in his shoulders and a cupcake in one of his hands*

Harry: haappy birthdayy to mumm

James and Harry: haaapyy biirthdayy to mummm

Lily: happy birthday to mum indeed

Lily: *taking Harry* You're very loved little one

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Lily and James, celebrating Lily's birthday: