This time, I rewrite the song! Here is a Paraody of “The Schuyler Sisters” now called “The Sander Sides” I Don’t Own the original lyrics, all Rights Go To Lin Manuel-Miranda! I Also Don’t Own The Sander Sides, all Rights Go To @thatsthat24
Thomas: There’s nothing I love more than going downtown and talkin with the fans, they pull out their phones and gawk at the Sides in the video just to watch ‘em talk, Uh oh, but little do know that the sides, Patton, Virgil, Roman, Logan Sneak around to entertain you all at-
Roman: Roman! (Work, work)
Logan and Patton: Logan ‘n Patton! (Work Work, The Sander Sides)
Logan and Patton: Logan ‘n Patton!
Patton: Thomas said to be done by sundown
Roman: Thomas doesn’t need to know
Patton: Thomas said lyingnis bad!
Logan: Like I said, you’re free to go
Roman: But—look around, look around, the videos getting so much more, progress!
Patton, Logan, and Virgil: Progress (Roman, Work!)
Virgil: It’s bad enough Thomas wants to go to in the closet
Roman: People are shouting it out!
Virgil: It’s bad enough there might be hate in the comments
Roman: New ideas in the air! Look around, (look around—)
Logan: Roman, remind me what we’re looking for (Please, take a picture with Me!)
Roman: Logan, I’m looking to entertain people at work (work, work) I’m looking to entertain people at work (work, work) [x2] Woa-oah (Woa-oah) (Work!)
Thomas: oh, I wish it wasn’t summer in the city, I’m under stress, not lookin very pretty....but I know I’m very funny, I need to wash my clothes...
Virgil: Thomas that’s disgusting
Thomas: I know it’s disgusting, but I need A trust fund, trust me!
Roman: I made them read Common Sense by Thomas Paine, they sometimes “I’m insane” please listen,
ALL SIDES: "We hold these truths to be self-evident That all men are created equal"
Roman: I won’t ever meet Thomas Paine, but I’ll write him a sequel! (Work!)
Patton: Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now
Roman and Patton: Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now
ALL SIDES: History is happening in Flordia and we Just happen to be in the greatest city in the world, In the greatest city in the world!
Roman (Virgil, Patton, and Logan) ((COMPANY)):
I made them read been Common Sense by Thomas Paine, they sometimes say I’m insane, heh, please listen (look around, look around)((hey, hey, hey, hey)) (the revolution’s happening in Flordia, Flordia!)
We hold these truths to be self evident (look around, look around) (hey, hey) That all men are created equal (at how lucky we are to be alive right now) (hey, hey)
ALL SIDES & COMPANY: Look around, look around, At how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Flordia And we just happen to be In the greatest city in the world (in the greatest city)
COMPANY: In the greatest city in the world! Work, Work
Roman: Roman! (Work, work)
Virgil: Virgil (Work, work)
Logan and Patton: Logan ‘n Patton (Work, work)
ALL SIDES: The Sander Sides
We want to entertain people at work (work, work)
COMPANY: In the greatest city in the world!