but why is all the rum gone?

I reblog. I post. I reblog some more. At one point, probably in 2008, this tumblr had a theme, but it has sense grown out of that.

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[obviousplant]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I just realized the division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

[books-n-quotes]

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (via books-n-quotes)

[lierdumoa]

[raychillster]

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

[lady-billi-deactivated20180104]

I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me

[misguided-ghost21-deactivated20]

And So It Is.

[swampstress]

and so it is.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[goldenaltar]

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

[munchroome]

[singingtswift4life]

😂

[profeminist]

Source

[astroprojection]

if you’ve ever struggled to find makeup blogs by ppl who are close to what you actually look like, a very cool person on reddit has compiled a spreadsheet of more than a hundred makeup blogs, arranged by skintone. The spread also includes other useful information such as hair color, eye type (hooded, monolid, etc.), and skin type (dry, oily, acne prone, etc) to hopefully help you find bloggers similar to you so that you can find swatches, recommendations, and/or makeup looks tailored to your needs! :D

(btw, the spreadsheet uses mac shades and other foundation matches but if you don’t have any of these foundation brands, just go to findation and put down whatever brand + shade matches you to find the corresponding shades in mac or other brands)

[that-is-just-so-typically-me]

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