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Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
will byers stan first human second
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@single-female-physicist
This setback is temporary. We will be ready for the arrival. Oh yes, we will be ready on that glorious day.
No, no no no.
Why ruin an epic amazing, refreshingly different series with a villain we are all fed up with.
There was a time when the Angels scared me half to death but with every episode that followed Blink they became less a thing of nightmares and more bum joke.
Beginning of my period: FUCK YEAH NOT PREGNANT BITCHES!!!
Literally seconds later: OK, you can fuck off now. Right now. Stop it.
Like seriously though, could you tell me I am not pregnant in a less crappy way. I dunno turn our little finger nail purple for 5-7 days a month. Way less hassle.
Squeee
I’m sorry but ALL WOMEN have an opinion on pockets. And that opinion is give us more pockets, and enlarge the existing pockets.
Why are they fake in some trousers? Why?!
i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world
3 years ago
Three years ago today I had a panic attack in the middle of Manchester. When I finally got to my then boyfriend he didn't comfort me, he ignored me and then glared at and be little me in front of his friends for being so demanding. I should have known then he wasn't right but I let the emotional abuse continue for 4 months. I wish I had listened to my friends. I only remember this because on this day showed me the memories. Sometimes it sucks.
Zartbitter Lebkuchen Herzen mit Aprikosen-fruchtfüllung are superior to vollmilch or dry Lebkuchen and I will fight you on this.
Can we do a taste test?
Standing out can make it hard to get comfortable.
Because impostor syndrome is real and we need to work past it.
how to make smores
I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone.
for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.
I will NEVER STOP LOVING THIS
I thought I would get sick of this video but I’ve watched it probably easily 80 times by now, not including the editing process, and it still gets me
Goddamn this is funny.
I want to make a cookery programme with this woman.
September 30th
October 1st
November 1st
December 1st
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
I believe…that’s a Pokemon…
It sounds like it’s voiced by Frank Welker.
shout out to the human talking to the sweet angel porcupine as an indulgent parent would to a toddler though and the oddly totally appropriate porcupine responses highlights include: “I’ll just leave it here.” “[Delighted cooing and squeaking]” “You’re welcome.” “Is that good stuff?” “[sweet, agreeable porcupine noise]”
@angelicneonanime @spicypicklejuice
Such cute. Many aww
and a shrek cushion!
story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”
My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.
I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.
My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now
That last one.
This is too good not to reblog.
I used to baby sit for a Maths teacher, and her youngest would sit in when she did tutoring. So she learnt how to say, “trigonometry””Pythagoras” and “Quadratic”. She would sometimes just sit and say “Twiganometwee” it could be quite unnerving.
Honest science clickbait
23 questions we don’t have answers to
12 mind blowing pictures of protein gels
you HAVE to see how sexy these 7 western blots look
21 papers you should have read before you started your project
17 pieces of data that just don’t add up
9 unpublishable results
you’ll NEVER believe reviewer 3′s response to this paper submission
science FAIL: 11 times your experiment just didn’t work
7 crystal structures that will restore your faith in diffraction
bacteria HATE her: local chemist synthesizes polyketide in just 12 steps
this lab hack shows how you’ve been drying your glassware WRONG
15 named reactions only real organic chemists will know
9 radicals found in the upper stratosphere that will make your lungs cringe
19 methods of procrastination, that will look like work
Today was the exam, and TAs are required to proctor. As an incentive, they bought pizza… except two professors bought pizza independently from each other so that’s how 30 people ended up with 25 boxes of pizza
25? That implies one professor brought more pizza. Are they now the Alpha Professor?
cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is
cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of chilli flakes is either.
Basically.
Aye.
I shouldn't be too warm in shorts
