Life and Humor

My name is Jennifer. I'm a band director in Iowa and a recent graduate of Iowa State University :)

[everythingfox]

Napping in the sun together

(via)

[ruinedchildhood]

[bisexualclarkkent]

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

[porterr-robinson]

[sushinfood]

this has no right being as intense as it is

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[ceevee5]

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[stillisee]

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

[hollowboobtheory]

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

[lierdumoa]

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

:|

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

[vraik]

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[jaquelinesjourney]

This one’s for all of us that are struggling in this moment. Your feelings are valid.

I see you. I feel you. I am with you.

Lately, the energy is really heavy around this but that you are not alone. #itsokaynottobeokay

[imtweeds-blog]

Does the reality of having a chronic illness ever just slap you in the face? Its like wow I’ll never be able to do that thing that I’ve always wanted to do.

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[angelstonaa]

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

[wheredoyougofromhere]

Boi lookin smoove

[elanorcrain]

[arewetumbling]

“She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile”

—

Marilyn Monroe (via bl-ossomed)

μ.

(via i-miss-u-so-daamnmuch)

[flutejesus]

things that can be found in a sousa:

pencils

dead bugs

HIV

Miguel

the flayed corpse of God

dust

things that can not be found in a sousa:

talent

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

this post is even better if you read “sousa” as “sousa player” instead of “the literal insturment”

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

better yet: john philip himself

[thescientificviolist]

[pcosbroketeacher-blog]

Yes.

[impassionability]

casual reminder not to be a dick to overweight people just bc you don’t like the fact that they’re fat. many overweight people are living with unseen chronic illnesses that cause them to be fat and treating them like shit for it is not gonna help them get any healthier. the time it takes for a healthy person to lose weight doubles or triples for someone with an endocrine disorder. keep that in mind next time you decide to bully someone bc of their weight. ACTUALLY Just don’t bully anyone. Period. There is a very clear difference between encouraging someone to be healthy and being a fucking asshole