a rat

22 | llama/whale | tøp | pete and carl +skam

[pluto-drive]

Ed+Stede as Kermit and Miss Piggy

Never posted these here because I wasn’t happy with them but I think I’ve come around

[intriga-hounds]

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

[boxheadpaint]

not a single happy camper in this image

[tanou123]

☺

[ryssa-aquicoine]

Enjoys scritches then cries when he drops his stick!

HOW CAN YOU NOT

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

A d o r a b l e

[thenatsdorf]

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[sleepy-bebby]

[christianborle]

lucius: extremely specific starbucks order

black pete: one black coffee please! like my name, haha, get it babe

lucius: yes babe i get it

[vonlipwig]

hello hi this is the funniest thing i've ever done in my life

[bebx]

thinking about how in real life Blackbeard and Stede are the only pirates with hearts on their flags

[ofmdaily]

our flag means death + reductress headlines (1/?)

[secondbeatsongs]

I hope this has been pointed out already, but I think it’s important for you to know that Doug from Our Flag Means Death is played by Tim Heidecker

who some of you might know better as…the Free Real Estate guy

but anyway, that’s not why I’m making this post.

this is why I’m making this post:

Doug, looking at the empty place in the family that Stede left behind:

you’re welcome

[dr-whitaker]

# dog energy/cat energy but with all the ofmd couples

[moss-cola]

El muchacho de los ojos tristes

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[thrashbeatles]

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain 

[julesverned]

"that kiss was awkward" "it has a bad angle" "they look so off" my brothers in christ they are two emotionally repressed middle aged men who had never known what romantic love is, did you think they would immediately be experts at making out 😭😭😭😭 this is actually perfect 😭🙏🏼🏴‍☠️