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wake up babe new ao3 tag just dropped
Eventually people looking for adventurers got wise to what worked and what didn't. What you really wanted, if you needed a problem solved, was the most heterogenous group possible, misfits from every species, across the spectrum of the world, an absolute mish-mash of four to six individuals who all seemed out of theme with each other. A proper adventuring party had a certain sort of look to them. They had backstories.
And of course, the adventurers eventually got wise to these hiring patterns. Maybe they would call their human a half-elf, or if they had a second dwarf, pretend that he was a halfling. Any adventuring party would have diverse backstories ready to go, and they weren't above costuming. With a little bit of effort, a normal human man from a boring village could dress up like an archwizard on a quest for revenge.
Eventually they were at equilibrium, with adventuring parties pretending that they were more diverse than they actually were in order to get quests, and the people giving out the quests not believing a word of it. But it stayed a part of the hiring process, because what you didn't want was an adventuring party that wasn't even willing to put in the effort to appear to be one of the good ones.
stardew valley bachelor beta portraits vs final portraits!!!
prints: here and here
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— Here is the illustration I made for NEW HORIZON, an AU-themed Berserk zine !
The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.
You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?
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is that not the point
next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one
Schrodinger’s hospitality rules
hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes.
He’s the SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the INVENTORY.
Read more Crow Time here.
Big brother still giving his family random smiles while he’s away.
i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)
Birds building nests in unconventional locations, unknowingly generating breathtaking symbolism and visual art > literally anything hollywood can hope to achieve
i can’t express how much id kill or die for jeremy mayer’s typewriter bird sculptures
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I think we can all use this reminder.
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All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
Pelicans will see a live animal 2x+ their size and say "is anyone gonna eat this" and not wait for an answer