The epic adventures of Sir Jellycube

Life's too short folks

[chongoblog]

they spent billions on this

[theweirdwideweb]

[quantum-dragon]

[cringepoop]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[supersexygamergirl]

[kortzite]

This is like unearthing an ancient artifact from a forgotten civilization

[skippyisntfunny]

[superioronion]

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

[skippyisntfunny]

[superioronion]

[pop-squeak]

a chewy little guy…

[quiverly]

jinx: *makes an ableist joke towards viktor*

viktor: *immediately deadnames her*

they deserved more time together lmfao

[cozyindungeon]

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[dustsculptures]

the tits speak for themselves

[mi--corazon]

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[ourdustytrails]

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land