Beauty school dropout

Greetings earthlings!

[rosaq]

did you know the bisexual flag was created in 1998. and that rose quartz was still alive back then bc steven was only born in 2000. yeah

[anxietyproblem]

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[shamebats]

It's only Heated Rivalry the first time you watch it, after that it's Re-Heated Rivalry.

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Holmes, to Watson: I'm not dead!

Me, consuming my 100th Sherlock adaptation:

[my-dailydreams]

[animentality]

[anti-potato]

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

[supertaliart]

Here’s a bonus page in honor of May 4th!

[depsidase]

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[existennialmemes]

[kragehund-est]

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

[jay-wasstuff]

[slayediest]

[ineffable-resurrectionists]

sigh.