I love when people call eridan danny like god damn, eridanny
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@sir-knight69
I love when people call eridan danny like god damn, eridanny
superhero who used to work shitty customer service jobs and it shows, specifically in their interactions with The Public
saves your life but passive-agressively
general misanthropy
permanent scowl now that they're not required to smile all day
constantly bemoans the fact that Saving The Day frequently requires interacting with The Public
look of judgemental disbelief at the people they're saving (how did u fuck up so badly you need a superhero to rescue your ass)
also applies to henchpeople, goons (how did u fuck up so badly that getting your ass kicked is a legitimate professional hazard)
in times of true, world-ending catastrophe, switches to Customer Service Voice
"fingers in his ass daughter or driving in my car son" why not both?
the strike back
im not formatting this shit through tumblr mobile . notes app screenshot or leave it
im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭
stern fatherly disapproval
This gem from the tags
The stars are shining today
it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
day 269: little tykes
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
one of the more upsetting things you notice if you look back at older european weapons is that nobody fucking named any of the types of flail so you've gotta describe them by appearance every single time
me: this is so clearly a distinctive and recurring type of flail that would have to be used in an entirely different way than a normal flail. people fought with and against this hundreds of times. people died to this. they had to have a name for this. it CANNOT just be called a flail again
over 700 years of european history:
meanwhile in polearm land
portuguese miku.