A Big Puddle

Lake (they/he), Disabled, Agender,27, 3 Muppets in a Trenchcoat Main Interests: plushies, queer books, BG3, the Muppets, TTRPGS, physical media, watching horror on the princess crt tv, the trans agenda There are too many inesterests and I am just one person....

[sir-lakealot]

Introduction Post!

Hello! My name is Lake (they/he)

I am disabled and neurodivergent fat person who has to many interests and not enough energy to make multiple accounts.

If you like any of the following I will be posting and talking about them!

Queer books

Plushies (I mainly have build a bear, jellycats, and squish mallows but I love all plush)

Baldurs Gate 3

Dragon Age: Veilguard

TTRPGS

the Muppets

Watching stuff princess crt tv

Physical Media

the Trans Agenda

Disability resources

If you would like to know anything about me feel free to send an ask! I would love to get to know people!

[tultultoltol]

The Cats of Baldur's Gate3

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[dailycatsblog]

[totalspiffage]

what this fandom needs

more f/f

[totalspiffage]

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

[precious-anomaly]

Hey twin just wanna let you know that your plushies aren't jealous or angry because you spend more time with one of them while the others stay home. They are happy if you are and only want the best for you whether you take them places with you or not. They know your needs may change from time to time . All that matters is that they can support you and they live you soo much🧸🩷🤎

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[chocolaterainbowwaffles]

Webkinz Puppy wagging tails gifset

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth