Professional Slacker

An 80's dude with and 90's 'tude, doin' awesome things when I'm in the mood!

[isaoldaccount]

A simple sketch of No Girl. This amazing character belongs to loish ! I’ve wanted to draw her since the first day I saw this gal so here she is ♥

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[steampunktendencies]

Millennium Manor – $3,650,000 - Millennium Manor is a custom built and gated country estate on more than 16 panoramic acres abutting 100+ acres of conservancy land and just 40 minutes from downtown Milwaukee

[uovoc]

civilization has crumbled, the apocalypse is nigh

[adobopunk]

me flirting

[gentlemanbones]

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

[sirbertleaman]

The latest meme! A sequel to http://sirbertleaman.tumblr.com/post/99092693334/oh-myyy-should-i-feel-bad-probably-do-i-not Sonic's really getting around eh? Going after lots of jewels, isn't he? And I don't mean Chaos Emeralds! He could give Rouge a run for her money.

[sirbertleaman]

So a friend of mine linked this image to me:

I believe it's from The Amazing World of Gumball. Not a show I watch but instantly I saw the potential of the image. I've made a handful of silly variations on this poor banana having a wide range of reactions to what I can only believe are friends and relatives walking in on him.

I hope I haven't slipped up with these. Personally, I really find this gag appealing. Ah, but maybe I'm just a little fruity...

[sirbertleaman]

Oh myyy~

Should I feel bad? Probably. Do I? Not even a little.

[sirbertleaman]

So many requests... And Sakurai ignored them all.  Like them or hate them, these are The Forgotten.

Sounds like bad action movie.

[steviemcfly]

What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he...

[sirbertleaman]

Been working on some stream related stuff.  Here's a mock-up of how my new graphics will look.  I got an overlay and a little spot for my webcam.  If I don't have the cam on, then I've got a place holder face that looks around.  The section with my links will probably be animated to rotate through various bits of info as well as might be where a subscriber widget goes if I ever get to a point where I'd have subs.  The sidebar is a general info pane that I can stick a playlist in or maybe a schedule of games for the current stream or whatevs.  I took my time making it in such a way that it should be pretty simple to rearrange the boxes and add new backgrounds.  Let me know what you think and you might be seeing more streaming from me before too long!  I know you can't wait!

[sirbertleaman]

Here's another old sketch I should really finish someday.  For Antoine, the fight against margarine is never over. 

When am I ever going to doodle something new?  Rate, comment and subscribe if you want me to stop being a lazy bum!

[sirbertleaman]

Hey, look, another old sketch!  This time of Geoffrey St John.  Maybe someday I'll sketch something new.  Rate comment and subscribe if you want to see more.  Rate, comment and subscribe if you want me to go away forever.  Rate, comment and sub if you like cookies.

[sirbertleaman]

I don't like ponies.  I have friends who do.  One of them requested I draw a pony.  I drew this.  I think he was ok with it.

[sirbertleaman]

I think these are the last of the shoops I did for The Ride.  To be fair though, I just made the Matilda one today.  I guess it never ends, does it?  Minor note, that one image isn't just a cropping, just what I did was REALLY subtle.

[sirbertleaman]

Posting?  Wha in the-- WHO WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!  Yeah, I slowed down on this stuff to do other things.  Maybe I'll draw more soon?  Or maybe I'll just go make an ass of myself in public.  Who knows?  Everyday is an adventure!

[homopatrol]

[rememberwhencartoons]

High resolution images of the concept art board for Sonic Boom.