Surrealmemes by LMNōP

Hi, I’m [̴L̷M̴N̴o̶P̴]̶ l He • Mis • Pheres • Col • Lide || Voi • Ces • Melt • In • U • Ni• Son || Change • Re • Mains • Con • Stant | 34//NB//InternetOldHead WorstTimeline

[sirelisboldretort]

[sirelisboldretort]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[angels-haven-official]

We all know who needs to be @’d

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[palestinian-fundraising]

As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

[c-rowlesdraws]

to the beautiful woman reading this: you have forgotten a half-drunk mug of tea or coffee somewhere in your home. It has gone cold. Go and find it.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sirelisboldretort]

The schizos see what we are not strong enough to see

[sirelisboldretort]

This is my antsona Herc Dirtman.

He's ant #72 and he's a Pheromone Trail Safety Investigator

He chain smokes 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[sirelisboldretort]

Srsly stop trying to blow me it's just gonna make you sad

[sirelisboldretort]

[sirelisboldretort]

Questions??&>>Currents

[sirelisboldretort]

I wanna go to an anime con dressed as Snorlax and lay down in important thoroughfares

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[sirelisboldretort]

Fully in Major Depressive wait for the reroll mode, bring on the crash, no to little hope

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[ambelle]

Same lol

[thulium]

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[i-am-a-fish]

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time