TieTuesday Sentence Starters
“Actually, you kinda just look like a huge dumbass, dude.“
“All I have is my mystique and my notoriety.”
“Being illiterate is bullshit.”
“‘Fucked up’ is a strong term for the best thing I’ve seen all day.”
“Good thing I didn’t enter a blood pact with anyone!”
“Honor is a word a lot of people use as an excuse when they don’t go all in.”
“Here’s my new strategy. It’s called ‘hit them.’”
“I’m gonna be their anchor by which I mean I’m going to pull them underwater.”
“I’m gonna punch this man to hell!”
“I’m here to do not crime.”
“I’ve decided the best adventure is fuck y’all.”
“I can drink blood and enjoy it but also a beer.”
“I don’t care what you say. A ghost is not faster than a helicopter!”
“I fucked up garbage style.”
“I get divine inspiration from the worst places.”
“I like the power and I like being a huge dick.”
“I need to have a bad time is what I need to do.”
“I spin garbage into gold. That’s my move.“
“I wanted to do a traitor.”
“I wasn’t really super paying attention because I’m me.”
“It’s like the greatest hits of all the shit I don’t want to see.”
“Lovely work. Time to fuck it all up!”
“Make me horny bad. Bad style.“
“Man, all of this looks like some fuckin’ bullshit I don’t want to do.”
"Nice jacket. Does it come in ‘not a dipshit’?”
“Nothing gets the ladies going more than a man with ripped pants crying on the ground.”
“Thanks! Everything I do is fake!”
“That’s just cheating! That’s not strategy! That’s cheating!”
“That was less of a jump scare and more of a spooky drive-by.”
“The chicken nugget is the black truffle of the common man.”
“The law isn’t inherently good. Crime isn’t inherently bad. This is inherently bullshit.”
“The laws of the universe mean nothing. I’ll steal from anywhere I please.”
“The question is fuck you.”
“The moral of this story: don’t murder children, I guess?”
“Too dumb to live, too horny to die!”
“What is your whole shit?”
“You’re allowed to have an opinion. I’m allowed to call you a dipshit for it.”
“You fuckin’ dickwhistle! I’m trying to make the donuts!”
“You shot a hole through space time since you suck so bad.”
“You sure you want me to punch you into the shadow realm?”
“You took me on a ruse cruise to Notfunnyville, you son of a bitch!”
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