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[ Indie AU!Rhys from TFTBL. Canon Divergent Please read Stats and Rules before interacting! ]

[ Fresh sirhys blog, over yonder! ]

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[ Indie AU!Rhys from TFTBL. Canon Divergent Please read Stats and Rules before interacting! ]

[ Fresh sirhys blog, over yonder! ]

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[ Indie AU!Rhys from TFTBL. Canon Divergent Please read Stats and Rules before interacting! ]

[ Fresh sirhys blog, over yonder! ]

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[ Man do I have some decisions to make before tomorrow... 

Long story short-- and I’m sorry to everyone’s who’s just re/followed this blog-- I’m gonna be moving the blog over to a fresh new one! It’ll have the same URL, theme and pages, but it’ll fall more in line with where I want to be taking it. And it looks like I’ll be casually revealing some things early, given that I stumbled across something I hadn’t thought about before in making my Rhys the way he is.

Once current threads are responded to (no hurry, btw! Still doing setup over there), I’ll be switching URLS and replying there instead. And I know it’s like ‘well why didn’t you remake to begin with?’ And it’s c’ause I was so excited to come back I just... did it here! I got really eager and should’ve done this from the start but here we are ; m;

so, tl;dr, I’m moving to a fresh new blog with the same URL starting later tonight/sometime tomorrow! Same URL, but with some changes appropriate to what Siri’s story is now! ]

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Why is the timeline unknown on your promo?

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nicholas-wolfwood‌:

“Right now’s fine. It’s ‘bout that time of day, so jus’ follow me, Pinstripe!”

Luckily it’s not a long warp back to Gunsmoke (Jack hasn’t shut down the hacked station yet, fortunately), and a simple hour walk or so into the small town they’d set up temporary residence in. 

“Alright, by now that asshole’s probably out at the-”

“WOLFWOOOOOODDD!!” The yell was the only warning they’d get before a red and blond blur nearly tackled the priest over.

“GET OFFAME, YOU PSYCHO SPIKEY-HEAD!” Ignoring the priest’s yelp, the outlaw simply continued his bear hug, babbling happily.

“It’s about time you came back to see me! Where’ve you been?! Oh-!” He paused, catching sight of Rhys.

“Who’s your friend?”

    ... huh. He honestly wasn’t expecting it to be... easy, to meet up with a wanted outlaw.     But it makes sense, on a sort of business-y level. Connections, man, it’s all about the     proper connections.

    An hour’s walk is still devastating to the desk jockey’s frail leg muscles, but he’ll keep     up as best he can, having to swap outfits halfway through with a few taps on the arm--     just a shirt change, though no big deal. A much bigger deal is definitely the cry of     another person barreling towards them and clinging to Nick like a puppy happy to     see it’s owner again, startling Rhys enough to yelp and nearly topple backwards--

    “U-uh-- I’m Rhys--” is all he can manage to get out, just kinda, looking wide-eyed     at the new face in front of him. Turning that look to Wolfwood, with an expression     that sort of reads like WHO IS THIS AND DO I NEED TO DO SOMETHING?

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Smooth one, idiot.” Jack shook his head. Yep, still dumb as ever. “Pretty sure I’m taking up more space than whatever your brain was, kiddo. Probably a good thing, you’d get cobwebs in here otherwise!”

    “Shut up, I probably still have cobwebs anyway from the nothing you were doing     in there half the time. You’re taking up more room as a background program! At     least-- dust or something while you’re in there!”

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Yeah, of course you did! Gotta admit, got a little too used to being crammed in that walnut-head of yours, was a little weird without it.” The AI went to clap the younger man on the shoulder, frowning when he clipped through.

“….Right.”

    [?] Right.

    “Hey, my head’s not a walnut! It’s-- it’s way bigger than that, you have any idea     how much room it takes to fit a comprehensive, completely self-aware AI code     in there?”

    ... dumb question, Jack should know that kind of technical stuff. And the answer     probably isn’t flattering--

    “... don’t. Answer that.”

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handsomejackhoney‌:

“Hah! Storm trooper, I get it, ‘cuz miss- yeah, that was good! Must mean you REALLY missed me, huh, Rhysie~?”

He’s like digital herpes, Rhys. He never really goes away.

    A cold sore for the brain-- a cold sore that only he can see. Does that mean he     shouldn’t kiss people with the AI around? He’s getting too into the herpes metaphor,     back it up--

    “If you’re asking that, that means I really have been gone a while, huh.” he murmurs,     running a hand over his hair. Well... “actually... kinda, yeah. I think.”

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[ MY NIECE KEEPS TURNING OFF MY COMPUTER WITH HER FOOT-- ]

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handsomejackhoney‌:

@sirhys liked for a starter [x]

“Hey, kiddo… you miss me?”

    Ohhhhhhhh of course it’s him-- time to do a quick system scan to figure out     where he’s been hiding--

    “Like a Stormtrooper, Jack...”

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                                          “I’m… I’m back?”               Revived Siren!Rhys Blog // unknown timeline

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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TieTuesday Sentence Starters

“Actually, you kinda just look like a huge dumbass, dude.“

“All I have is my mystique and my notoriety.”

“Being illiterate is bullshit.”

“‘Fucked up’ is a strong term for the best thing I’ve seen all day.”

“God, cheating owns.”

“Good thing I didn’t enter a blood pact with anyone!”

“Honor is a word a lot of people use as an excuse when they don’t go all in.”

“Here’s my new strategy. It’s called ‘hit them.’”

“I’m gonna be their anchor by which I mean I’m going to pull them underwater.”

“I’m gonna punch this man to hell!”

“I’m here to do not crime.”

“I’ve decided the best adventure is fuck y’all.”

“I can drink blood and enjoy it but also a beer.”

“I don’t care what you say. A ghost is not faster than a helicopter!”

“I fucked up garbage style.”

“I get divine inspiration from the worst places.”

“I like the power and I like being a huge dick.”

“I need to have a bad time is what I need to do.”

“I spin garbage into gold. That’s my move.“

“I wanted to do a traitor.”

“I wasn’t really super paying attention because I’m me.”

“It’s like the greatest hits of all the shit I don’t want to see.”

“Lovely work. Time to fuck it all up!”

“Make me horny bad. Bad style.“

“Man, all of this looks like some fuckin’ bullshit I don’t want to do.”

"Nice jacket. Does it come in ‘not a dipshit’?”

“Nothing gets the ladies going more than a man with ripped pants crying on the ground.”

“Thanks! Everything I do is fake!”

“That’s just cheating! That’s not strategy! That’s cheating!”

“That was less of a jump scare and more of a spooky drive-by.”

“The chicken nugget is the black truffle of the common man.”

“The law isn’t inherently good. Crime isn’t inherently bad. This is inherently bullshit.”

“The laws of the universe mean nothing. I’ll steal from anywhere I please.”

“The question is fuck you.”

“The moral of this story: don’t murder children, I guess?”

“This sucks! I love it!”

“Too dumb to live, too horny to die!”

“We are at peak awooga.”

“What is your whole shit?”

“You’re allowed to have an opinion. I’m allowed to call you a dipshit for it.”

“You fuckin’ dickwhistle! I’m trying to make the donuts!”

“You shot a hole through space time since you suck so bad.”

“You sure you want me to punch you into the shadow realm?”

“You took me on a ruse cruise to Notfunnyville, you son of a bitch!”

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Port Macquarie, North Coast of New South Wales, Australia. By - willeadesphotography

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nicholas-wolfwood‌:

“Any time, really. Pretty sure I know where he is, jus’ don’t go advertising to anyone who we’re lookin’ for. People don’t exactly react kindly to someone associated with the Legendary Outlaw.”

    “... keep mouth shut about you-know-who, got it. Well, whenever you guys are     good to go, I’m down. Just lemme know.”