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[hipster-and-thoughts]

[siriuskays]

person: How's school going?

me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident

[a-thousand-a-pictures]

[forgottenships]

[natureac]

This blog will make you feel at peace

[safelyendangered]

If you like my work, you can support me on Patreon! 

https://www.patreon.com/safelyendangered

[nickelbackthatassup]

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

[ravencrowneversmiles-deactivate]

This is definitely my favorite one. 

[itsoktobetakei]

oh this is wonderful

[sadistmaximus-blog]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

[uisce-portaigh]

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

[qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien]

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

[vaguelyprolific]

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

[edgebug]

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

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Harry Potter and the half-baked prince

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Harry Potter and the Dank Hallows

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[ruinedchildhood]

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

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I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[ericazcrown]

Same.

[siriuskays]

me: *wakes up*

me: wheres my phone

me: *rips off blankets*

me: *hears loud thud*

me: there it is

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[scissorspider]

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

[persephonesidekick]

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

[captain-snark]

This is literally the first thing you learn in crisis management

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[mare-di-nessuno]

[wasiafooltothink]

“How much money does college cost in America?”

[siriuskays]

Me: *wakes up*

Me: I need a nap

[walkingwithdragons]

 I want a show where either

Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.

Or

A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage