Wonderland

I still function on this site like it’s 2014 sorry // AO3: siriuslymcfly // (also known on here as ivory-princess)

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[evangelionreference]

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[freddybenson]

SHIT I FORGOT WE HAVE TO STOP KONY

[buttpoems]

[moffpup]

basically low hanging fruit is great because that means it is easy to grab and i like when things are easy

[melioristicbeast]

"Heyyyyyy dad you're home early, it- uh- it's not what it looks like?" "It looks like someone's getting mauled" "Well I like to think the mauling's mutual-aaand he's covering his eyes, uh, stellar choice there, really 10/10 the judges are going wild-" "I'm going to Melissa's. Breakfast in the morning, both of you." "see I told you he wouldn't mind, now calm down and put those headlights away already"

1.5 years of sterek brainrot and I've somehow never drawn derek with red eyes nor the classic trope of the sheriff walking in on them? for shame, mel.

Any story featuring feral derek or him getting a little lost in his instincts are so important to me - this man who never gets to keep anything good in his life digging his claws into stiles and saying no, this one is mine, you can't have him - you see the vision 💭💭

a closeup as well as the lines under the cut, bc i quite like them on their own too:

[ultrafacts]

[scramratz]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[siriuslymcfly]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Men's Football RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland Characters: Jude Bellingham, Erling Håland Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Top Erling Håland, Bottom Jude Bellingham, Post-FIFA World Cup 2026, Mutual Pining, First Time, Soft Erling Håland, Angst with a Happy Ending, because would it be one of my fics without a little angst, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, I can't believe its the year of our lord 2026 and I'm writing football rpf, Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives Summary:

They were supposed to slowly, imperceptibly drift apart.

They weren’t supposed to meet in the quarter finals of the World Cup with the entire world obsessed over the history of their friendship. And Jude certainly wasn’t supposed to let all that get to him, let all the noise disturb the perfectly assembled facade he’d had in place for years now.

He was so fucking stupid.

And now he’s sitting here drowning in every bad decision he’s made, and the worst part, the worst part, is the one person he knows could haul him back to dry land is the one who had unmoored him to begin with.

OR

An encounter in the locker room after the quarter finals leads to Jude running away, Erling chasing after him, and the soft beginnings of something new.