[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start 

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

if u miss cp go to virtualpengu.in you can go to any of the parties u want, get all the member items for free, and say fuck

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

We Are All Russian

[cinderlynn]

And I am a princess

[mentalreboot-deactivated2013052]

So I heard you like perfect loops

[myheadisbleeding]

Devilish

[thejamesisyourfriend-deactivate]

no fucking way

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“All right, Doc, What’s going on? Where are we? When are we?”  Back to the Future: Part II (1989) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[beeishappy]

Thanks, Doc.

[honeymage]

why are ethicists kinkshaming me

[la-li-lu-le-lolz-deactivated202]

the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine

[uptional]

[hannibalism]

[spacedannn]

x

[happytripawd]

[patti-so-moist]

So majestic

[movie]

The making of Coraline (2009)

[goodnightsaltyprince]

rest in peace, icon of simple beauty. all hail the new label of darkness, which bends the natural laws of perspective to show dominion over reality, and which embraces the shadow of three dimensions to signify intrusion into our lives

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[tonkswyrda]

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

[lliese-blog]

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

It got better.

[captemmaweasley]

[karlcat]

when you realize that hiro will one day be older than tadashi

[karlcat]

when you realize hiro will graduate SFIT but tadashi won’t

[karlcat]

when you realize that hiro will get to see baymax models working in hospitals all over the world but tadashi won’t

[karlcat]

when you realize that hiro will eventually spend more time living without tadashi then with

[emilystonedaily]

[susemoji]

this is the saddest scene in this movie