I am useless.

sad and alone.

[chuckecheeses]

So much color and tone variation just in the simple and humble domestic shorthair black kitty…

[orange-catsidy]

kity

[thatsboris]

boris has brought you a pool noodle

[teomodo]

fearsome

[thatsboris]

boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

[kittanthalos]

KIT TANTHALOS in WILLOW S01E08 | Children of the Wyrm

[life-is-more-than-just-surviving]

Personal thoughts on the cuirass

1) whoever thought that putting abs on the armor that way was a good idea needs a raise

2) I LOVE that the metal vest (i don't know how to call it) keeps going down and covers front and back. Even if I love kit's ass it's so much cooler this way

3) the Lux Arcana, the key that powers the armor, inserted (by jade) over the heart is a classic touch

4) I'm so glad that the armor is not low-cut on the chest but covers her completely. Finally a female armour that does what it's supposed to: protect, instead of being just another means to hypersexualization.

5) the neck piece has no reason to exist but to make her hotter and i approve.

Also i know I'm being delusional but the neck piece perfectly complete jade's collar.. coincidence? probably I think not.

[fruitface]

# this face that kit makes

[privateraelle]

[beaunydoorin]

WILLOW (2022-) || 1x08 "Children of the Wyrm"

[storiesfromthegrave]

WARWICK DAVIS as WILLOW UFGOOD, ELLIE BAMBER as ELORA DANAN, ERIN KELLYMAN as JADE CLAYMORE, RUBY CRUZ as KIT TANTHALOS, and AMAR CHADHA-PATEL as THRAXUS BOORMAN in WILLOW (2021- )

[rubycruz]

[stbot]

I can take care of myself.

No, you can’t.

[thoughtportal]

[depsidase]

[ottermatopoeia]

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium me: 0K

[cranquis]

doctor: wanna guess your salt level?

me: Na

[guerrillatech]

[punk-jaskier]

I also want better public transport that doesn't rely on me having to have a car.

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[anxietyproblem]

[dyscomancer]

genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as a global power some day in my lifetime

belief on an individual level, whatever that's fine, but do not act as if christianity's influence and doctrine is not a heavy hand behind some of the most evil governmental decisions being wrought upon people at this very moment (anti-trans bills, don't say gay bills, roe vs. wade repeal, etc)

people who are not christian are being forced to live by christian standards and under christian rules and that isn't right

[mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhh]

christianity has brought us untold suffering and death and slavery of all kinds for 2000 years. the church damaged humanity irreparably over and over again, and continues to do so as we speak

I want to move on

[important-animal-images]