The Smashing Series 44: Wolf
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The Smashing Series 44: Wolf
i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
Donât worry guys, they lived.
This guy is a chaotic trickster god
Dream and Destiny.
people I still want to stab over a decade later:
Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.â
What the ever loving fuck is with âcreativeâ writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISNâT CREATIVE?
I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like âaha, gotchaâ. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it âpopularist fictionâ, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.
I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I donât have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasnât a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.
Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went âah, well but, itâsâŚwell I mean itâs not exactly high browâ, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didnât exist in the way he needed it too.
Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.
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Iâve never seen a version of this meme that spoke to me at this level
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On the one hand, I love adding people Iâm friends with in real life on here because I feel like seeing their sense of humor really helps give a better idea of who they are, but on the other hand it makes me so much more self conscious about being horny or emotional on main
I mean, itâs one thing for thousands of strangers to know I want to suck dick at 2am on a Wednesday, but to make eye contact with somebody who would have otherwise thought I was a well adjusted individual? Horrifying
Everything youâd need to know about Hellboyâs character in two panels.
Reading this like a manga gives a different image
See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk. Â On the shallowest surface level, he fills the âlow IQ sidekickâ role. Â But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.
Iâd have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie. Â Thereâs nothing he doesnât know, heâs got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read. Â Heâs NOT stupid, heâs just eager to please and doesnât have a proper âNoâ threshhold.
In the second gif, heâs like - âNo, wait, Iâm not who you think I am.â
Then in the fourth, heâs like - âOh my God, the cook is gone and sheâs got all these orders.  If somebody doesnât cook that up people are going to get upset!  Theyâll take it out on this poor woman whoâs been on her feet all day and doesnât deserve their wrath!  AndâŚoh my GodâŚPEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!â
Then in the sixth gif heâs like - âNOT ON KRONKâS WATCH!â
Heâs doing the right thing and he knows it. Â No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then itâs GO GO GO.
His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.
I justâŚlove him.
Kronk is the best hands down.
Ruby Bridges was the first black child to desegregate the all-white William Frantz Elementary School in Louisiana during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis in 1960.
This movie made me cry, I was so heart broken by how Ruby Bridges was treated! She was only 6, but was so strong. She is a very brave girl and she did not care what the white folks called her.
People are simply disgusting to minimize people by skin color!
Ruby you might not think youâre a hero⌠But to other people you are! You are A HERO and you are A PERSON WHO MADE AMERICA CHANGE!
this is white culture, this is their history, this is their legacyâŚbeing enraged at a damn baby just because sheâs black.
sheâs still alive by the way
Ruby Bridges in 2010Â
âAs Bridges describes it, âDriving up I could see the crowd, but living in New Orleans, I actually thought it was Mardi Gras. There was a large crowd of people outside of the school. They were throwing things and shouting, and that sort of goes on in New Orleans at Mardi Gras.â Former United States Deputy Marshal Charles Burks later recalled, âShe showed a lot of courage. She never cried. She didnât whimper. She just marched along like a little soldier, and weâre all very very proud of her.âÂ
U.S. Marshals escorted Bridges to and from school
As soon as Bridges entered the school, white parents pulled their own children out; all the teachers refused to teach while a black child was enrolled. Only one person agreed to teach Ruby and that was Barbara Henry, from Boston, Massachusetts, and for over a year Henry taught her alone, âas if she were teaching a whole class.â
Every morning, as Bridges walked to school, one woman would threaten to poison her;Â because of this, the U.S. Marshals dispatched by President Eisenhower, who were overseeing her safety, allowed Ruby to eat only the food that she brought from home.
Another woman at the school put a black baby doll in a wooden coffin and protested with it outside the school, a sight that Bridges Hall has said âscared me more than the nasty things people screamed at us.â At her motherâs suggestion, Bridges began to pray on the way to school, which she found provided protection from the comments yelled at her on the daily walks.â
More info on Ruby Bridges on Wikipedia
THIS SHIT WAS ONLY 58 YEARS AGO. PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THIS RACIST TERRORISM AND ACTS LIKE IT ARE STILL ALIVE, AND THEIR KIDS ARE IN THEIR 40â˛S AND 50â˛S.Â
DONâT LET RACISM APOLOGISTS GET AWAY WITHÂ âWHY ARE YOU LIVING IN THE PAST,â BULLSHIT ARGUMENTS. WE ARE LITERALLY STILL DEALING WITH THE FAMILIES THAT FORMED HATE MOBS OVER BLACK CHILDREN ATTENDING SCHOOL WITH WHITE KIDS.
This was her then:
This is literally how she looks in 2017.Â
Sheâs literally not even  old.Â
Some of those people in that crowd are VOTING this year. Their children raised by them are voting this year. Â And they want to Make America Great Again.Â
VOTE.
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpsonâs couch gag but this is just pure gold⌠I mean-
It goes from everything fromÂ
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous âdead dog episodeâ that I cried aboutâŚ
And then one time when the show got canceledâŚ
and then when it came back..
youâre missing my favorite one though
oh i am so genius
i filled this sugar canister with gatorade powder so i can pour it in bottles easier than the scoop
hal why must you do these things
sounds like someones been drinking hatorade
i. poured gatorade into my coffee
you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish