I'm Stan Lee and I approve of this movie! #excelsior #marvel #deadpool #cableconfirmed (at Event Cinemas George St)
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I'm Stan Lee and I approve of this movie! #excelsior #marvel #deadpool #cableconfirmed (at Event Cinemas George St)
You chose not to bring your umbrella today. Today will remember that.
MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING
THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.
Listen, I’m not saying that Natasha and Sam gushed about incredibly shy Chef!Steve to Bucky or anything but, like.
Yes.
Hello, old friend. #eviltwin #forthegloryofsatan (at Cabramatta, New South Wales, Australia)
I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! Without your sweety goodness! #somewhereovertherainbow
Spiffing! Chuffed to try out the game at last! Toodle pip and cheerio, lads! #butcheredlanguage #acsyndicate
My heart will always lie with Vanilla Coke or tea. Also, new addition to the great big pile of cool stuff. #spoilsofcokeandwar (at Central Station - Platform 18)
Check in with chicken! #humourmostfowl (at Central Park Sydney)
story idea
a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises
Plot twist: they’re also attracted to each other/dating
SO ESSENTIALLY MR. & MRS. SMITH BUT WITH SUPERPOWERS AND MASKS?
As a sitcom. It should be a sitcom.
Further plot twist: In their civilian lives, the villain is the sweetest thing since the discovery of sugar cane, and the hero has a bad tendency of making small children cry.
Occasionally, one of them will realize the other has an injury just like what they gave their nemesis, and thinks ‘what’s less likely - my roommate coincidentally having the same injury as my enemy, or my roommate actually being my enemy? … Wow, the world sure is filled with weird coincidences.’
So the mics aren't JUST for commentary! #voiceactor (at AIT - Academy of Information Technology)
Having an entire chip aisle on your shoulder. Or at least a bad feeling in your gut. #spidermanjokegoeshere
Friends can share drinks! #starbucks #wongfu #allthehp #friendsips (at Starbucks Australia)
With extra banana! #oneinaminion #despicablemeal (at McDonald's Railway Square)
Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break! #heroappreciationday #krispykreme #excelsior #stanleecameo #Avengers #mXapp
Saving the world against my own creation. His name is Ultron. #IAmAnAvengerComp #IronMan
Surprise work shift and free Coke! #turningupmilhouse #thenextbigthing #ilikedogs (at Central Park Sydney)
They're mine, nachos! #whyieatalone (at UWS Campbelltown Library)