I Draw Reptiles, Because Fuck Humans

                     I draw dinosaurs, simple as that.                                               

[b00rad]

Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now

[scarnova]

I’ve come to find myself into a financial situation and need money ASAP! I have these two custom pops of the Pink Rathian and Azure Rathalos! I’m going to have to part with them for $45 a pop, or $80 for both! They come with their origional packaging. Unfortunately, I can only ship inside the US at the moment! DM me if you’re interested!

[caliethehuntress]

bazelgeuse can get to my nerves sometimes.

[b00rad]

God Save the Queen Jagras

[malusdraco]

Armor Design Game!

Click and drag each square to get your combination!

Some may be weirder than others but work with it! Make something unique! Make something with a story!

if you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask!

(also i’d love to see what you come up with! just tag it ‘armor design game’)

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

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please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

for you

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[saint-hemlock]

@sparrowlicious

[colossalcryptid]

@autobotphoenix

[teenscoolest]

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

[hauntedcephalopod]

[a-disaster-piece]

“Mother’s Little Headful,” by Udayan Rao Pawar. Madhya Pradesh, central India.

Young gharials (Gavialis gangeticus, also known as gavials), perched atop a parent’s head as they swim.

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[lanadiaries]

this video is wild

[neverthere12345]

[thaashiwyzard-deactivated201902]

*dies*

[fuckmulatto]

What the fuck lmfaooooo

[ambs-witdalocs]

Y’all trash 😂

[te-amo-corazon]

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[frentique]

[kofangel]

Wrestling IS redneck anime

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[cloverr-fields]

@skaianite

[yamino]

This is a general art tip, if your characters look strange from the side it might be because you’re used to drawing them head-on and forget to add their entire skull when you draw them in profile! Makes a huge difference.

[hunterinkoseh]

Dedicated to my sister, who holds special resentment for Nerscylla..