silly freaking fart ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

guh......  i'm so full of likes and reblogs i'm so fuuuullllll

[sirshitsalot]

SIRINTROSALOT

welcome to sirshitsalot

i'm sirshitsalot, sirshi, sirshit, sir, evie & i go by mainly they/them but im accepting of any pronouns for moi

i post MOSTLY sam & max, dogman & A ReGect, but good omens or word girl may appear as well as any other thing i may post or whatevs

(if ur here for sfth you might be in a drought soz go follow @ exitpursuedbyanowlbear if u want sfth) bt dubs if you successfully discover my 2 other side blogs (sirrepostsalot doesnt count) of non sir a lot names you get a funny little doodle from me yaaaayy

tag legend:

#sirrepostsalot: my reblogs, unfortunately im a tiktok chud so i say reposts

#sirramblesalot: text posts, read em and weep

#sirartsalot: artsy fartsy tag for you know what... (f)art

#sirintrosalot: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirshitsalot.straw.page

obligatory strawpage ^^^^ visit it its silly im proud of it

[sirshitsalot]

just saw someone with a living tombstone shirt and i turned my phone down instead of turning it up towards my chest while scrolling hellsite

i showed my belly to them i hope they know how much trust i gave them

[mackonfire]

Fine I’ll let you stack donuts on it 🙄🙄

[mousetail101]

Welcome to my epic Tumblr blog !!!

Come for Sam and Max and stay for Sam and Max !!!

This is what my life has become !!!

[mackonfire]

Me: yeah I’m actually super excited I’m going on a trip

Period: oh my god really??

Me: yeah it’s going to be really fun I’m so glad I’m doing this

Period: ok oh my god

Period: hear me out

Period: I come with you

Me: …

Period: like it’ll be so much fun

[modifymsg]

MODIFY

[wtf-drawing]

willem dafoe

[sirshitsalot]

regect s2 e6 spoilers below

not very happy with this, but to the tumblr pit it shall go, i just won't post it to tiktok. ref below

[sirshitsalot]

YOUTUBE STOP RECOMMENDING ME OKUDU AI TO WRITE MY FANFICS FOR ME.

I WILL WRITE MY 15 PAGE AMONG US FANFICTION AND I WILL WRITE IT MYSELF, THANKS.

BY THE HAND OF THE AUTHOR BIRTHS THE FRUIT OF THEIR LABOUR, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TO BEHOLD, OR SOMETHING.

[sirshitsalot]

regect plus amogus headshots

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[coi-koi-pond]

Redraw of that one Garfield comic

[astro-naut9]

aint no frigging way

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[realsprinkle]

this is just straight up fucking evil 💔

and for any of my trans viewers and followers, please don’t get this product

[thenaiads]

@zethsnex @cleofast300 @mistythedritten

🚨🚨🚨

[shroomishroomcatte]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[max-the-lagomorph]

Elijah Wood - An Ally

He craves some more Sam and Max content.

[sirshitsalot]

am i allowed to post my dog or will you guys kill me

throw the dog a bone

die die die

Voting ended onJun 10