evil motherfuckers

jj,18, she/her, bi, i write imagines, i stan michael langdon to death. requests pending: 3. REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!

[sister-langdon]

here's a question for yall

is it just me or would John Krasinski and Emily Blunt be the perfect Mr. And Mrs. Fantastic?

[lesbianfreyja]

did you fuck my mom? did you

FUCK

my

mom?

did you fuck my mom, santa clause? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? did you

fuck

my

fucking mom?

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?

[zzoupz]

But Santa isn’t real

[lesbianfreyja]

are you under the impression that i genuinely am somebody who is 22 years old and thinks santa came into my home and banged my mom. do you think that i think that irl. do you think that me and 600 other people (all of us 13+) all think santa has been whoring his way through our homes

[prince-luffy]

How do you know he hasn’t?

[sister-langdon]

santas a fucking pimp

[organicslut]

[bloodontheredrose-deactivated20]

Sit down bitch… No… You can’t give me a blowjob first!

[weareallevilmotherfuckers-deact]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[aprilslady]

They just meant it didn’t have lime in it

[dingdongyouarewrong]

sprite has lime in it wym

[thoughtsofadame]

honestly only americans who have been to england or australia or new zealand understand the frustration.  Also you literally can’t even explain to them what real lemonade is. they simply don’t get it

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i’m actually not american i just have functioning taste buds. but GOD HONESTLY like “sprite is a type of lemonade because it has lemon flavouring in it!” no. go to jail. lemonade does not have lime and corn syrup in it, and it’s not carbonated. that’s not a sweet refreshing summer beverage, it’s canned sadness. 

[pseudinymous]

These guys are honestly right. In Australia there is nothing that even closely resembles American “lemonade”. You’d have to make it yourself. I only vaguely know how to make it from American cartoons and it’s never sounded even slightly appetising. I guess it’s like Vegemite. You have to grow up with it.

[themunofprovidence]

If you’re insinuating that lemonade is like vegemite than you’re an idiot that has never tried lemonade. 

[sister-langdon]

The fact people are arguing about this I--

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

[paendorus-blog]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

[ace-of-the-cards]

:0

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love lesbians

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love lesbians of color

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love trans lesbians

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love they/them and he/him lesbians

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love fat lesbians

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i love all you lesbians

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

non lesbians can reblog!!! support and love all lesbians!!!

[sister-langdon]

Hi beauties

Please request some imagines!!

[lesbianfreyja]

did you fuck my mom? did you

FUCK

my

mom?

did you fuck my mom, santa clause? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? did you

fuck

my

fucking mom?

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?

[zzoupz]

But Santa isn’t real

[lesbianfreyja]

are you under the impression that i genuinely am somebody who is 22 years old and thinks santa came into my home and banged my mom. do you think that i think that irl. do you think that me and 600 other people (all of us 13+) all think santa has been whoring his way through our homes

[prince-luffy]

How do you know he hasn’t?

[sister-langdon]

Merry Christmas to all witches, warlocks, and anything in between

@weareallevilmotherfuckers @imaginesandtea @langdonwitch @langdonscherry @langdonslacefront

[sworntovalor]

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

[hammerhide]

WELL THEN!

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

[armeleia]

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

[baedlyweathered]

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

[samthor]

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best.  they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair,  flax, jute, silk and so forth.  heat the dye water so it is more potent.  let dry then rinse excess out in cold water.  there’s  a whole system to this. 

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

Oh my god

[triforceofdoom]

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

[sister-langdon]

@staff

so with the guidline changes, will all smut work be removed? will i be able to write smut and post it still?

[sister-langdon]

can i just say how gorgeous the color palette is in the Shining

[americanhorrorsource]

I’ve been watching you, love. I saw you come into the lobby.

[snoopingasusualisee]

[wereralph]

[spideyytorch]

i hate this

[sister-langdon]

unpopular opinion

dont @ me but

i still stan michael even if he killed the witches

tbh im actually kinda mad at the witches

[effervescentbi]

insp