Kissanpäivät

I used to have frens with inside jokes to put on here but now i just have anxiety and no idea what the jokes were about so yay have some posts.

[prodomius]

[fagrrot]

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

[tropicalscream]

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

[sdqubeley]

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[demilypyro]

i cant be dommed i'm too afraid of vulnerability

[demilypyro]

"willingly relinquishing control" haha youre funny

[demilypyro]

"you're a good girl it's okay" you are trying to hurt me stay back

[demilypyro]

just tell me to kill myself

[demilypyro]

JUST TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF

[demilypyro]

I'M A NORMAL GIRL I'M NORMAL

[demilypyro]

i. uh... yea? i guess it would be?... i mean that sounds nice. validating but not threatening

[piratesexmachine420]

[demilypyro]

ALRIGHT

[squirrelly-13]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[girlnumbersix]

sometimes it is enough to just come on here and reblog pretty pictures

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch