Rattle the Stars

Hannah | ace nb lesbian | 27

[sitting-upon-a-turtle]

girlfriend just said to me “i can’t tell if they’re romantic or secular” bc she couldn’t remember the word platonic im.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[asystolle]

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[fairycosmos]

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

[jay-rayart]

FLY is a story about a boy who gets a second chance. Help his story take flight June 9th 11am EST on Kickstarter. Thank you for being the wind beneath my wings I hope this story lifts the world to a brighter place.

Coming soon: FLY : A Magical Black Boy Series - Pilot Animatic

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

[sirlonius]

I just tend my garden (this tumblr) and mind my business.

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[sweeetestcurse]

Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands

[strangeite]

[ID: Two gifs of tall grass waving in a strong wind under dark clouds. /end ID]

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]