Queerplatonic and dehydrating

Who enjoys thinking about fictional machines talking about identity and will? I do!

[six-evan]

Evan . 18 . He/It

Geo student and Ao3 author and tired. Possibly related to autism/dpdr. Or to being a machine oouuuhhh...

I love media analysis waow

I think one of the most important thing you can do is think. On account of some really bad and constant brain fog it's somewhat hard for me to do but I try my best always. I'm hardly ever fully conscious unfortunately

No reason to be defeatist. As long as you have energy. I'll talk to you if you need someone. Always try to take concrete action to make your community (and yourself) better, it makes everyone and yourself feel better!!

Dni - general jerkass (homophobes, transphobes, racists, antisemites...) Ai users/supporters and people that don't care about the environment. And harsh defeatists. (I'll turn you into an invertebrate i swear )

Also my English is kinda ass👥️

Fandoms:

Movies+shows- Final Destination, Soul Eater, Twin Peaks, Saw, Firefly, lots of horror movies, Invader Zim

Games- Bully/Canis Canem Edit, Inscryption, Cookie Run (Crk, Crob, Ovensmash), Danganronpa (Drv3 specifically...)

Books/Comics- Ranfren, Scott Pilgrim, Le Temps du Twist

And some other stuff I might add at some point if I want to post about it

That's me

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I post/update around once a month depending on how busy I am and how much I like what I've written. If you see we have something in common (fandom/interest/headcanons, stuff) please reach out and I'll see if I can make something out of it. I like making things for people and as per the ao3 rules, I don't judge

Blink blink

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[whatsername7771]

saw someone headcanon wallace wells as aroace which is fine but made me laugh a little because that guy is just fucking everyone’s boyfriend i’m crying 😭

[six-evan]

Wallace 'yes does he wear glasses' Wells... probably not aroace, no😔

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[homunculus-argument]

[Freeze frame in the middle of an amazingly wild chase scene of some poor soggy bastard getting chased by an enraged crowd]

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering what's going on, and how I got into this situation in the first place."

[The stop unfreezes for a few seconds as this terrified target takes a few more desperate running steps, pausing again just as someone is about to grab his ankle]

"Well, the truth is, I still actually don't know what this was about. But I do know how I got here: I can never resist an angry mob. Now watch me get this fucker."

[the seizing hand grabs the runner by the ankle, he falls down and proceeds to get unceremoniously beaten to death. The protagonist brushes the dust off their clothes and the rest of the movie continues normally. The killing at the beginning scene is never mentioned again.]

[six-evan]

More people need to draw candy diver a littke creepy. Like that is a dead person in there

[5oftwaregore]

twitter oomf brought this to my attention but the concept of Todd knowing french & using it to talk behind people's backs 💭💭💭💭💭💭

also this. ew ew ew ew ew ew.

[six-evan]

But then todd knows qc french because montreal... so he teaches neil shitass pronoun and contractions and neil fails his class. But its fine bc he can talk shit with Todd anyways

[5oftwaregore]

all of my friends are in the forever shift of doom and despair. i really am that One Unemployed Friend

[six-evan]

I just got put more hours like three minutes ago did you invoke this :(

[5oftwaregore]

??????? MY BAD

[5oftwaregore]

all of my friends are in the forever shift of doom and despair. i really am that One Unemployed Friend

[six-evan]

I just got put more hours like three minutes ago did you invoke this :(

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[saltedume]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[stardustgumsoda]

📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE

THIS IS IN THE HOLY TRINITY OF TUE LOMVINCENT/JOLOLA/LOHNNY/VINBARDI FANART EVER. EAT MY CHILDREN EAT ART BELONGS TO HOLO BEETLE ON TT SOON TO POST THEIR BULLY FANART ENJOY 📯📯📯📯

[kotsakkk]

day 5: protection

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[5oftwaregore]

everyone look at my cute wonderful amazing fantastic adorable incredibel commission. by rthe way. made by my wonderful oomf @rottinfruitt

[six-evan]

I love being away for a while because i come back and its happy rainbow sparkles day. Thank you mr fruit