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[six0hsix]

Hi I'm just making this post to dig through my old selfies thanks for the time

[sixpenceee]

Forbidden flower

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[highlandvalley]

なんか並んでくれた😍💕 https://twitter.com/kikechi776/status/1130288022795145222/photo/1

[lanternist]

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I don’t trust anyone who thinks the fear of predatory men is more of an issue than predatory men

[inthereellife]

This is so accurate it hurts.

[turnipoddity]

dorky dad and his dorky son (ft. Cool auntie robin 😎)

[spidertrapped]

broke: miles, gwen, and peni all share the same memes

joke: their memes are slightly different since theyre from different universes

woke: peni’s universe is set in the future which means she knows memes that havent been invented yet in other universes. she teaches miles and gwen Future Memes

[incendavery]

‪no such thing as a bad body‬

[filmnoirsbian]

Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[normal-horoscopes]

THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS

[catchymemes]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[procrastinating-polyglot]

I don’t know how I didn’t figure this out but now that I have I don’t know what to do with this information

[polyglotswede]

This is some woke shit wtf

[starlightespresso]

[bandydear]