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[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[zipsunz]

rule breakers

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[nyancrimew]

[devilishdescent]

just me and my sleeveless graphic tees and my friends and all the people who love and support me against the world. and weed and beer and hormone replacement therapy also. against the world

[devilishdescent]

and jerking off and tap water and mac & cheese and maybe even a nice nap against the world as well.

[devilishdescent]

AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!

[wincingthenightaway]

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[robdogdraws]

Throw her

[hotvampireadjacent]

[koko2unite]

goblin and orc boyfriends.... and yes, they have hot size diff gay sex

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[noshowjones]

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[bold-baddie]

[fallout-lou-begas]

for every note this post gets she'll run faster