I have one braincell and it is poisoned by memes

Twitter died so I gotta get my funnies from somewhere (reopened after several years)

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[enrique262]

How professionals sink nails. 

[medusolo]

[WHACK]

[pwesident]

[puyopuyo]

nintendo switch but fucked up

[puyopuyo]

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[askfordoodles]

Broke: Humans are inherently good

Broke: Humans are inherently evil

Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous

[jermafireman]

*fear beatboxing*

[kittensnax]

Im legit not over jerma doing a perfect amen break with his mouth as a fear response

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[dandinspo]

World building. When building imaginary medieval societies it's good to know what our actual medieval societies were like.

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[otakuconvention]

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

[duskullite]

this really is the post of the decade imo

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

sits opposite you at an impossibly long dining table and politely asks you to pass the salt 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

[suppermariobroth]

Visit Original Link

In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario will say random words while asleep. Unlike previous Mario games, where the number of possible phrases was less than 10, Super Mario Odyssey has 95 different sound files that are randomly chosen from. Here are all the phrases in sequence. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source

[hodlmyvodka]

‪Yekaterina Lisina, a Russian model and former basketball player, with her husband.‬

[captain-price-official]

King.

[fuckyeahyoga]

[jaxblade]

Awesome 👏🏽

[paleosteno-deactivated20191020]

I need to start doing this because I sit in a chair so much of the day. Need to start doing this in the morning and like, go for a walk or something.

[elect-elecman]

merry cabinet man everybody

[elect-elecman]

Y’ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

what this cabinet sees moments before i grab my spray paint and crowbar

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixfs1423]

Ah

So its gonna be one of those "I'm more than likely gonna die alone" kind of nights. 🙃

[khe1]

soup is a potion

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Its effect is +1 Soup to Stomach