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Big mood.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here

fullofowls

Tim Curry: I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism! [shaky breaths while trying not to smile] sssPACE

thatsbelievable

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yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

carpetislava

I made a Twilight Tik Tok

imstillfightingbutthatsokay

The level of artistry in the survey tho

valtsv

can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her

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This is how archaeologists hunt

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We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

betterthankanyebitch

I - CO - NIC

Over the Garden Wall is a fucking masterpiece and I won’t be swayed on it but it’s also THE MOST SURREAL ASS SHIT LIKE

That time Wirt opened a door and found a turkey slumped on a table. A human-sized turkey. This is never explained.

The villain constantly sings loud opera in the middle of the woods. No one questions this.

That episode where Wirt and Greg go to a tavern and the tavern spends like an hour singing and trying to decide what this kid should identify as, going from ‘simple’ to ‘lover’ to finally ‘pilgrim’

That darn no-good Jimmy Brown got stuck in a gorilla costume and spent an episode making weird muffled monkey noises instead of just asking for help, claims ppl were ‘just too scared’ to help him out of it.

“Where did that frog named kitty go?”

Wirt and Greg dig up graves. This is celebrated.

That time they hopped on a frog boat and Jason Funderberker sang a very beautiful song. Jason Funderberker is a frog.

It’s confirmed that multiple ppl have gotten lost in the Unknown and become trees to feed The Beast’s lantern. If they’re all children is never properly extrapolated.

Pioneer girl has evil spirit inside of her, makes her eat people, is banished by frog shaking

That time Greg knocked the Woodsmans’ hat off, making him trip and land on a chunk of firewood. All objects involved were ones he’d been playing with previously

Local bird attempts to sell children into slavery, thought they were just going to do some yard work, tries to sell herself into slavery instead

The Beast is made of faces. Who the faces are/were is unknown. Presumably, they were from the trees.

Potatoes and molasses is sung about once in a very sad moment.