dont lose ur head 😘

they totally said this

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Cleves: Wait who am I compatible with?

Parr: Sagittarius and Gemini

Aragon: I’m a Sagittarius!

Cleves: Oh my god, do you wanna get married?

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Boleyn: I turned out perfectly fine.

Jane: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Boleyn: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Howard: Me computing beep boop beep.

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Boleyn: Ronald Reagan was a LIE

Cleves: Who is Ronald Reagan

Boleyn: King of Texas

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Aragon: JESUS’S BODY COUNT IS OFF THE CHARTS

Parr: Where’s your proof?

Aragon: I don’t need proof, I have faith.

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Cleves: Last night at a party, drunk me remembered that sober me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and I don't think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that.

Howard: But what did drunk you ever do for sober you?

Cleves: One time I blacked out and woke up to find 17 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag because drunk me is also an ideal provider.

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Jane: Adding ‘lmao’ does not hide your pain.

Boleyn: Uh, yes it does! lmao

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Jane: Aren’t you single?

Aragon: I’m physically available but my emotional availability is up in the air at the moment. Lemme eat some pasta and I’ll let you know

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Aragon: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Cleves: I don’t know. I’m the pretty one, we all have our thing.

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Boleyn: I was just...reading my horoscope. Parr: Liar! Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day, everything’s already happened.

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Cleves: Hey, Aragon what do you think of my new outfit?

Aragon: Oh, it looks pretty alri-

Cleves: Excuse me, I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Aragon: What the fuck, yes you did.

Cleves: No I didn’t

Aragon: Yes you did?

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Howard: I don’t think we’re that dramatic.

Jane: I’ve been gone for a week. Boleyn and Parr are dating and Aragon almost killed someone.

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Parr: Look, you've been lording over this group like some Hilary Clinton dictator, and we want to be a democracy.

Aragon: Are you calling me Hilary Clinton?

Parr: Well if the pantsuit fits.

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Cleves: Anne is just trying to screw with your head.

Howard: Why would Anne want to screw with my head?

Cleves: Why does Radio Shack ask for you phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

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Parr: Just be careful. And wear sensible shoes!

Boleyn: I wear heelys or I wear nothing.

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Boleyn: You read my diary?

Cleves: At first, I did not realize it was your diary. I thought it was a sad handwritten novel.

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Howard: If I were a drink, I’d be a cherry vanilla soda.

Boleyn: I’d be bleach.

Cleves: I’d be vodka.

Howard: Calm down edgelords.