Cleves: Wait who am I compatible with?
Parr: Sagittarius and Gemini
Aragon: I’m a Sagittarius!
Cleves: Oh my god, do you wanna get married?

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Cleves: Wait who am I compatible with?
Parr: Sagittarius and Gemini
Aragon: I’m a Sagittarius!
Cleves: Oh my god, do you wanna get married?
Boleyn: I turned out perfectly fine.
Jane: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Boleyn: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Howard: Me computing beep boop beep.
Boleyn: Ronald Reagan was a LIE
Cleves: Who is Ronald Reagan
Boleyn: King of Texas
Aragon: JESUS’S BODY COUNT IS OFF THE CHARTS
Parr: Where’s your proof?
Aragon: I don’t need proof, I have faith.
Cleves: Last night at a party, drunk me remembered that sober me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and I don't think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that.
Howard: But what did drunk you ever do for sober you?
Cleves: One time I blacked out and woke up to find 17 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag because drunk me is also an ideal provider.
Jane: Adding ‘lmao’ does not hide your pain.
Boleyn: Uh, yes it does! lmao
Jane: Aren’t you single?
Aragon: I’m physically available but my emotional availability is up in the air at the moment. Lemme eat some pasta and I’ll let you know
Aragon: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Cleves: I don’t know. I’m the pretty one, we all have our thing.
Boleyn: I was just...reading my horoscope. Parr: Liar! Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day, everything’s already happened.
Cleves: Hey, Aragon what do you think of my new outfit?
Aragon: Oh, it looks pretty alri-
Cleves: Excuse me, I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Aragon: What the fuck, yes you did.
Cleves: No I didn’t
Aragon: Yes you did?
Howard: I don’t think we’re that dramatic.
Jane: I’ve been gone for a week. Boleyn and Parr are dating and Aragon almost killed someone.
Parr: Look, you've been lording over this group like some Hilary Clinton dictator, and we want to be a democracy.
Aragon: Are you calling me Hilary Clinton?
Parr: Well if the pantsuit fits.
Cleves: Anne is just trying to screw with your head.
Howard: Why would Anne want to screw with my head?
Cleves: Why does Radio Shack ask for you phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.
Parr: Just be careful. And wear sensible shoes!
Boleyn: I wear heelys or I wear nothing.
Boleyn: You read my diary?
Cleves: At first, I did not realize it was your diary. I thought it was a sad handwritten novel.
Howard: If I were a drink, I’d be a cherry vanilla soda.
Boleyn: I’d be bleach.
Cleves: I’d be vodka.
Howard: Calm down edgelords.