Hello el gee bee tea community (read: queendom), I’d like to introduce you to your new least favorite blog!
It’s become a recent trend in podcast (and podcast-adjacent) fandoms to make submission-run blogs dedicated to “what if this gay show was written by straight people” so that we can appreciate the bullets we dodged.
And I’ve decided to bring that concept to the gayest medium of all: musical theatre!
So get ready queendom because we’re here to strike fear into your hearts as you start to realize, “hey, this sounds like it’d be written by ALW.”
To avoid this blog and all others like it, just block the tag “hetcanons” because that’s what we all use.
For clarity’s sake, the queens will mostly be referred to by their fanon names (Catalina, Anne, Jane, Anna, Kat, Cathy).









