//LOVE ME//

Are you down like six thirty?

[obriy]

#my last two brain cells hanging on for dear life

[lokaror]

I just dont think this is true

[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[heart]

who else misses these as much as I do

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[toastbutteregg]

[epilepticsaints]

[enki2]

[sourdough-seal]

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

[3000s]

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

[blujayonthewing]

[thememedaddy]

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[toastbutteregg]

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.